#...fine.

The Riddler (Edward Nygma):

But where’s the fun in that? The “villainy schtick” is pretty much what his entire reputation relies on. You came into this relationship knowing that. You can’t just expect him to change now!

Still, he hates seeing you upset, and you both know that. Fighting with you bothers him. But at the same time, how else is he supposed to prove that he’s better than The Batman?

Enter: P.I. Edward Nygma! He thinks it’s a joke at first, but the more he thinks it over, the more attractive an idea it becomes. Yeah...yeah! What better way to beat “The World’s Best Detective” than to become an Even Better Detective?

Poison Ivy (Pamela Isley):

She understands where you’re coming from, but you’ve got to try and see things from her perspective as well. In her eyes, what she’s doing isn’t villainy, it’s resetting the natural order of things.

Still, she knows how much it upsets you when she takes things “too far,” so she tries to tone down on the more Extreme aspects of her work. Moreso focusing on the Ivy part of her nature than the Poison part.

She also makes sure to have more antidotes on hand. There are innocent people who tend to get caught in her plans. And, contrary to popular belief, she’s not entirely heartless towards humanity.

Music Meister (Dennis Prowell):

Come on, taking over the world has been his whole thing! He can’t just give that up because you bat your lashes at him!

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