Well, yanno, here's a thought, pal-- and it just came t'me: maybe I used my phone t'contact 'em. Wow! Technology sure is somethin', ain't it? Who woulda figgured I could use the GPS system on this tiny lil' handheld talkbox t'help people find out where I am.
Amazing!
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Yeah, yeah. Been doin' that. S'just common sense. I weren't born yesterday, yanno.
..Now all I need is t'find a stairwell or somethin' and then I'm golden--
--Eh..?
..Oh, hell-o..! Light! H-haha! Fantastic. Not like I was gettin' nervous or nothin' walkin' around totally blind. Ain't nothin' unmanly 'bout bein' scared of the dark. Noooo sir.
...Now uh.. hey! Hey!! Anybody in there? Uh..
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...Alright. I'm gonna take that silence as a "no" and just, y'know, let myself in.
......
..What..?
