Jun 3, 2025
i. have to be done with these fucking vampires.
#i'll write it to get the wiggles out#...1 new series later...sobs....#chat how do i stop writing spinoffs of my own au#it's happened like 3 times now idk whats wrong with me#i do actually#it's because a) vampires are rad b) iwtv just IS dofxcoraxlaw i am insane c) WHERE?? ARE MY PROTECTIVE DOFFY FICS??#taps mic hey ao3 babes. it's me batz. i have a bone to pick with you#YOU'RE TELLING ME the guy who is anime Don Vito Corleone would not lose his MIND protecting his brother and their kid#AND THEY HAVE BUILT IN ANGST?? he cares about them but he hates them but he doesnt but he DOES. GET ON THIS GIRLIES#and slap it with a vampire coating like HELLO LESTAT IS THAT YOU. THEY'RE BOTH BLONDS TOO OH MY GOOOOD#also. ALSO.#i havent even seen law vs blackbeard but i KNOW it'll ruin me so i'm just preemptively writing blackbeard getting fucked#tell me why i wrote the canon bruce angst and then went 'hmm. i can make it worse' and cracked open a new doc#the au of my au is NOT my friend!! i'm in too deep!! g o d.#anyway. i promise i'm normal. :]#theyre just one happy fucked up immortal family!!!!!!!! i am frothing at the mouth. someone sedate me
