#... anon.

How do I even begin to describe Emily?

Emily is flawless.

I hear her wicked dance moves are insured for $10,000.

I hear she does Game of Thrones commercials. In Japan.

Her favorite movie is anything involving Aidan or Nikolaj.

One time she met Nikolaj on a plane.

And he told her that her obsessive stanning pleased him greatly.

One time, she distracted me from writing Lorr's fic. It was awesome.

Since this turned out not to be Emily, this is Emily.