“Fish!”

He proudly yells before finally collapsing on the ground, chest rising up and down and his face covered in a sea of sweat. His clothes are awfully damp and his face looks redder than usual.

“Komaeda?” He replies back to no one in particular. “I don’t know who that is, you’re probably thinking about our next door neighbor, haha. Be careful, I heard they’re a serial killer!”

Despair Disease M!A (9/10)

“I don’t know what you’re talking about. M!As don’t exist in this blog. This is exactly the way I act every day.”

“Of course I am. I am the Ultimate Actor after all, it must be that you have such bad eyesight that you couldn’t see it before.”

“What-!? Of course not! It’s hell! In fact, I broke up with him just this morning! Ahahaha! He got mad at me and slapped me and then left the apartment forever! He’s probably off to hook up with someone else right now! He told me so over text!” His chest heaves up and down, sweat is rolling down his face uncontrollably.

“Don’t play dumb with me, it was just yesterday! Everyone saw it! You two were kissing passionately and I ha- and I had-” He pauses for a bit to regain his breathing, seems like he’s starting to run out of air. “I had to watch from the inside of a locker-!”

“Haha, of course it won’t! There’s nothing wrong with me right now! More importantly, You should definitely stop talking to me, I implemented a virus in this blog that will infiltrate a virus in your phone if you stare at it for too long!”