ID: A flag with nine horizontal stripes, all the same size. The colors are, from top to bottom, dark indigo, purple, violet, light pink, white, pastel yellow, soft yellow-orange, soft red, and pink. END ID

ThisAintChristmashottic: A gender related to the hot take that Bon Jovi’s This Ain’t a Love Song sounds a lot like Someday at Christmas

The colors come from my associations with both songs

ID: A flag with eight horizontal stripes, all the same size. The colors are, from top to bottom, dark dusty indigo, dusty purple, dusty pink, pale gold, white, pale yellow, soft red-orange, and soft red. END ID

NovemberRosehottic: A gender related to the hottake that there’s almost no way that Bon Jovi’s Bed of Roses wasn’t made to capitalize off the success of November Rain, given how strange it is that a band like Bon Jovi, with their history of power ballads and the fact that they’ve had a keyboardist/pianist the whole time, never made a song that sounded anything like that until 1992.

The colors come from my associations with both songs

ID: A flag with seven horizontal stripes, all the same size. The colors are, from top to bottom, black, dark gray, light gray, white, light yellow-green, soft green, and soft teal. END ID

BounceBestHottic: A gender related to the hottake that Bounce is the best album Bon Jovi has put out this century

ID: A flag with seven horizontal stripes, all the same size. The colors are, from top to bottom, navy, purple, pastel pink, white, soft light gold, burnt orange, and maroon. END ID

FNAFhottic: A gender related to FNAF Hottakes. This can be general, ones you actually agree with, etc.

ID: A flag with nine vertical stripes, all the same size. The colors are, from left to right, dark purple-gray, blue-gray, sea green-gray, light yellow-green-gray, off white, peach-gray, salmon-gray, magenta-gray, and dark violet-gray. END ID

TokyoEstrangedhottic: A gender related to the hottake that the live version of Estranged from 92 in Tokyo is the best version, including the official/studio recording (for anyone curious, this is the version from the album Live Era ‘87-‘93)

ID: A flag with eight horizontal stripes, all the same size. The colors are, from top to bottom, dark purple, denim, faded green, dusty pale yellow, white, washed-out pink, dusty red, and very dark grey. END ID

HitmanDrumHottic: A gender related to the hottake that Tico “Hitman” Torres is a bad drummer

The colors come from my associations with Tico Torres and his style of drumming

ID: A flag with nine vertical stripes, all the same size. The colors are, from left to right, dark washed-out indigo, faded cool purple, faded magenta, peach pink, white, faded cyan, faded sky blue, faded indigo, and dark violet. END ID

BonJanihottic: A gender related to the hottake that Jani Lane’s voice held up better than Jon Bon Jovi’s voice, even (and even especially) in comparisons where it’s a fair competition. For example, Jani Lane’s performance on Sin-Atra from 2011, the year he turned 47, vs. Jon Bon Jovi’s performance on any given song on The Circle from 2009, the year he turned 47.

The colors come from my associations with Jani Lane and Jon Bon Jovi

ID: A flag with seven vertical stripes, all the same size. The colors are, from left to right, maroon-gray, denim-gray, light sky blue-gray, off white, peach-gray, red-gray, and navy-gray. END ID

BJderivativehottic: A gender related to the hottake that Bon Jovi is pretty derivative

The colors come from the Bonjender flag. We’ll see how many more ways I can make this color pallet interesting