#-guntram

hmm it seems I really like pronouns that start with d

we had a boyfriend once for a week like 5 years ago and sometimes we still think about that but specifically the one time we tried to call him "Schatz" and it came sounding really passive aggressive and like, that was either before or during the second "figuring out we're plural" and definitely before the former host knew I have been there like, the entire time, so like, we can't know for sure if I had anything to do with but that does sound like me. So like, oopsie

I no longer wonder why we sometimes end up with leaves in our hair

swans have long necks to do some fucking bullshit

if I could never have to hear about mother's day ever again, I would be very happy

can't tell if i'm ace-spec or my idea of what is the normal allosexual experience is skewed by the most hypersexual person in existence and an asexual pervert

Lutz is a dog in the sense that he decides to give himself a fake job like "support faggot" while I'm trying to do our actual job. He's also a dog in the sense that he's a werewolf