#*wyoming

mean girls starters part i | accepting

"dang right it is!" saw dust grinned at ryker. they had a rare three-day weekend and the lost kids were not going to let it go to waste. "i wonder what adventure we'll get up to today?"

also, for your consideration (you know the vine):

fairy godmother: “how tf did you pull this off??” / rowan: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

the problem w/ sharing a room w/ someone older than modern english.

she is getting crushed. someone save her.

i’ve always wondered how the folks on neverland eat since we never see any food source. not even one.

three afab individuals walk into a bathroom...

the horsemen of the apocalypse.

fairies can be so rude. smh.

what to do when you have no skills related to the topic at hand.

stacked like goombas.

you can take the girl out of florida…

wyoming did some stupid shit again.

ah yes, parenting even though you yourself are a child.

studying is getting harder & harder.

what made him do it?

dorm shenanigans. fairy godmother regrets letting them into her school.

gunslinging waits for no man.

(i don’t have a funny caption idea for this one… think of one yourself.)

she’s in the mini-mart’s fridge & has been for hours.

they show up to the theater like this every damn time.

when you discover you’ve missed out on nearly four decades of gaming

haunted house time.

a second haunted house meme.

(idk, this just gave me vibes).

“why is the flag waving? why are the shadows going different directions if there’s only one light source? the gov’t lies all the time & yet they expect me to believe that they’re telling the truth on this one??”

(i know i just used this, but let me have this.)

sending this to the group chat for the 345th time this evening.

it be like that sometimes.

brits gonna brit.

a second potato meme for consideration.

do your fucking homework. you’re going to get expelled.

well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of her actions…

when you have homework.

he’s bs-ing his way through helping w/ the previous meme.

idk how they’re gettin’ down, but they got up.

dramatic bitches.

what did he do before joining the lost boys?

when in doubt, wield a sword against your worldly troubles.

when fg finds out you’ve been staying in the dorms & calls you into her office.

i feel like this is a good one to end on.

a guiding, golden light

just because you cannot see your own heart doesn’t mean that others can’t. your heart is blinding, captivating, a fire so bright that others can’t bring themselves to look away. it illuminates the path they follow and cements you as a guiding star for their own wayward hearts. every experience you’ve lived through has built your lighthouse heart up just a little higher. you are inspirational, a light that doesn’t go out.