Feb 10, 2017
me: “Stop avoiding sleep as a way to procrastinate waking up and going to work, you need to get your rest and function as a normal human being tomorrow. Tonight you’re going to calmly read a book in bed and go to sleep at a decent time. Stay away from ALL distractions and that even means your wife. And DEFINITELY no sex again tonight” *wife gets in bed*
me:
#wife#life#My wife gets in bed too and our eyes meet and we're like 'no sex none at all'#'we're going to spoon now and go to bed okay and THAT'S IT'#*spoons*#*breath hitches* 'stop pushing your ass back against my crotch'#*hums* 'I'm not I'm just stretching. Stop enjoying it'#3 hours later#'fuck I'm going to be so tired for work tomorrow'#'UGH IT'S SO LATE'#'wakes up in a puddle of death'#sigh#well#oh well
