#*snape

the best thing about snapewives was that they were all fucking posers. severus would not fucking say that. i dont think any of you were actually channeling his spirit. i think you were instead talking to a demon assuming the form of snape who was using you for nefarious gains. i think that's what was happening, it wasnt even him. snape would never call lily a pest that was not him you were talking to. i've never channeled the spirit of severus snape but like if i did i dont think he'd say any of this shit. i think if you said you were his wife he'd ask you why. i think they made a completely non-snape snape-shaped egregore out of the most conventionally hot parts of snape as well as shit they made up. the snurch never got off the ground: it was always headed by heretics who followed a false god of their own creation. he would not fucking say that.