#*showgirl

ACTUALLY ROMANTIC

I heard you call me "Boring Barbie" when you're out feeling brave

It's actually romantic

I really gotta hand it to you

No man has ever loved me like you do

You keep sending me funny valentines

I know you think it comes off vicious, but it's precious

That's how much it hurts

Why are we always talking 'bout her?

You think I'm tacky, baby?

Stop talking dirty to me

It sounded nasty, but it feels like you're flirting with me

I mind my business

God's my witness that I don't provoke it

It's kind of making me wet

You've just given me so much attention

WI$H LI$T

They want it all

They should have what they want

They deserve what they want

Hope they get what they want

I just want you

We tell the world to leave us thе fuck alone, and they do

You got me dreaming 'bout a driveway with a basketball hoop

I made wishes on all of the stars

Please, God, bring me a best friend who I think is hot

I thought I had it right, once, twice, but I did not

You caught me off my guard

I hope I get what I want

I know what I want

We could have a couple kids

WOOD

He loves me not

I'll admit I've been a little superstitious

Seems to be that you and me, we make our own luck

A bad sign is all good

I ain’t gotta knock on wood

It's you and me forever dancing in the dark

Forgive me, it sounds cocky

He hypnotized me and opened my eyes

His love was the key that opened my thighs

I don't need to catch the bouquet to know a hard rock is on the way

The curse on me was broken by your magic wand

CANCELLED!

They'd already picked out your grave and hearse

Beware the wrath of masked crusader

Did they catch you having far too much fun?

Come with me

When they see us, they'll run

Something wicked this way comes

At least you know exactly who your friends are

They're the ones with matching scars

It's easy to love you when you're popular

Did you make a joke only a man could?

Were you just too smug for your own good?

That all ends tonight

They believed I was innocent

I'm not here for judgment

If you can't be good, then just be better at it

Everyone's got bodies in the attic

Soon you'll learn the art of never getting caught

I salute you if you're much too much to handle

They've broken you like they've broken me

HONEY

You can call me "honey" if you want

When anyone called me "sweetheart", it was passive-aggressive at the bar

The bitch was telling me to back off 'cause her man had looked at me wrong

I cried the whole way home

You give it different meaning 'cause you mean it when you talk

Honey, I'm home

We could play house

What's the plan?

You could be my forever-night stand

Sweetie, it's yours

Take it to the floor

Give me more

He was screwing around with my mind

*Name* was too high to remember in the morning

They were finding ways not to praise me

You say it like you're in awe of me

THE LIFE OF A SHOWGIRL

She made her money being pretty and witty

I bought a ticket

She's dancing in her garters and fishnets

Looking back, I guess it was kismet

I waited by the stage door

You're living my dream

Hey, thank you for the lovely bouquet

You're sweeter than a peach

You don't know the life of a showgir

You're never ever gonna

The more you play, the more that you pay

She was a menace

Her father whored around like all men did

I'd sell my soul to have a taste of a magnificent life that's all mine

But that's not what showgirls get

They leave us for dead

I knew what to expect

They ripped me off like false lashes and then threw me away

I'm immortal now

I couldn't if I tried

I'm married to the hustle

I'll never know another

I wouldn't have it any other way

Thank you for an unforgettable night

That's our show

THE FATE OF OPHELIA

I heard you calling

You wanna see me all alone

As legend has it, you are quite the pyro

If you'd never come for me, I might've drowned in the melancholy

I swore my loyalty to me, myself, and I

You lit my sky up

Now I can see it all

Don't care where the hell you've been 'cause now you're mine

It's 'bout to be the sleepless night you've been dreaming of

*Name* lived in fantasy

Love was a cold bed full of scorpions

I might've lingered in purgatory

Only you possess the key

ELIZABETH TAYLOR

Oftentimes it doesn't feel so glamorous to be me

All the right guys promised they'd stay

Under bright lights, they withered away

I think you know why

I'd cry my eyes violet

Tell me for real, do you think it's forever?

Been number one, but I never had two

Be my NY whеn Hollywood hates me

You're only as hot as your last hit, baby

I can't have fun if I can't have you

What could you possibly get for the girl who has everything and nothing all at once?

They say I'm bad news, I just say, "Thanks"

You look at me like you're hypnotized

Don't you ever end up anything but mine

OPALITE

I had a bad habit of missing lovers past

My brother used to call it "eating out of the trash"

It's never gonna last

I thought my house was haunted

All the perfect couples said, "when you know, you know" and, "when you don't, you don't"

Life is a song, it ends when it ends

I was wrong

It's alright, you were dancing through the lightning strikes

Now, the sky is opalite

Oh, my lord, never met no one like you bеfore

Don't we try to love love?

We give it all we got

You move on

This is just a storm inside a teacup

Shelter here with me, my love

This life will beat you up

This is just a temporary speed bump

Failure brings you freedom

I can bring you love

FATHER FIGURE

You remind me of a younger me

I saw potential

I'll be your father figure

I can make deals with the devil

This love is pure profit

Just step into my office

Leave it with me

I protect the family

They wanna see you rise, they don't want you to reign

I'll show you all the tricks of the trade

All I ask for is your loyalty, my dear protégé

They'll know your name in the streets

I saw a change in you

They don't make loyalty like they used to

To fulfill your dreams, you had to get rid of me

You want a fight? You found it

I got the place surrounded

You'll be sleeping with the fishes before you know you're drowning

Whose portrait's on the mantel?

Who covered up your scandals?

Mistake my kindness for weakness and find your card cancelled

You pulled the wrong trigger

This empire belongs to me

ELDEST DAUGHTER

Everyone's unbothered 'til they're not

Sad as it seems, apathy is hot

When you found me, I said I was busy

That was a lie

I have been afflicted by a terminal uniqueness

I've been dying just from trying to seem cool

I'm never gonna let you down

I'm never gonna leave you out

I'm never gonna break that vow

I'm nеver gonna leave you now

I must've been about eight or nine

That was the night I fell off and broke my arm

When I said I don't believe in marriage, that was a lie

Every eldest daughter was the first lamb to the slaughter

Every youngest child felt they were raised up in the wild

Now you're home

RUIN THE FRIENDSHIP

It was not an invitation

I should've kissed you anyway

Disco ball makes everything look cheap

Have fun, it's prom

Would've been the best mistake

Don't make it awkward in second period

Might piss your ex off

Staying friends is safe

*Name* called me with the bad news

We'll never know why

I flew home anyway

My advice is always ruin the friendship