bloem's twins are really parkinson's right? we're not buying that they're actually weasleys are we?
“Oh we’re definitely not buying that they’re Weasley’s, Marcelina could have literally anyone she wants looking like that and I refuse to believe she’d pick the love child of a stick insect and a praying mantis. And with parents like his you just know that everything that comes out of his mouth is the worst. I don’t think that the twins are Parkinson’s either, that would require him to actually get it up and with the amount of steroids he’s taken I think that’s a medical impossibility. I think we need someone to do some undercover journalism and find out who the real baby daddy is.”
@reese-weasley @accioavocados @dr-prkinsvn
