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JOEY HELLBERG: starling.
joey is a small fry vigilante purely for the fun of it. he isn't very good at helping people. frequently gets injured or requires saving. brutally violent with criminals. the suit has an iridescent sheen. like a gymnastic leotard.
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joey subs for a first grade class at johnny mutant’s school and the class erupts into chaos as he tries to be what he thinks a good teacher is. in a last ditch effort, he starts doing the elmo voice and all the kids immediately listen with full attention. he tells pg13 true stories about his life (that he has to keep improv editing to be rated e) in the elmo voice until class is over and the kids come out so well behaved that he’s asked to be a permanent sub for the class and he is going to cry this is not sustainable he doesnt know what hes doing.
it’s 1/23! you know what that means! it’s joey hellberg’s birthday!!!
HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
small, yoked, beautiful idiot occasionally moonlights as the vigilante starling after he watches his supervillain boss kill an innocent man. does it for penance. and to practice his superpowers that only seem to work when he or someone is in danger. joey is still an evil henchman. just does this to feel better about himself and have fun.
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CHARACTERS YOU CAN FIND JOEY HELLBERG IN (in no particular order).
JOEY TRIBBIANI (friends), HOLLAND MARCH (the nice guys), KRONK (the emperor’s new groove), MARTY MCFLY (back to the future), ELMO (sesame street), CAPTAIN JACK HARKNESS (doctor who), MR ORANGE (reservoir dogs), FRAN FINE (the nanny), CHARLIE (iasip).
joey hellberg, tomcat of the gooniverse, has some kinda relationship with everyone. god forbid the man ever get locked up. at least three supervillains, two henchpeople, and two superheroes would come to break him out of prison. in a comical “murder on the orient express” fashion wherein they’re all trying to prison break joey at the same time and unintentionally getting in each other’s way.
Indignant, angry Elmo voice: FUCK!
#EYESHONE. independent writing account for original and canon characters. movies, television shows, and more. written by jordy.
