john and jane ship meme
who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultation: Jane. John’s positively surprised it wasn't a chimpanzee.
who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of them: John likes to request photos of himself looking out into the scenery or loading up his gun. When Jane isn’t sketching him, that is.
who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy: They both do.
who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to them: John, but he’s not exactly the biggest fan of them either.
who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract them: Jane will be reading up on the latest endangered species whilst John is attempting to get her to join him on a casual stroll.
who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separated: Jane.
who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they do: John would storm out and Jane is more likely to cry.
who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite shows: John, he does try to get Jane to join him with a late night cup of tea.
who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling frisky: Jane.
who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the car: John, Jane always ends up completely drenched.
who has more fun decorating the house during holidays: Jane, but John has to step in despite protest from Jane whenever the ladder comes out.
who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the other: John. Jane’s never quiet. But when she is, John gets very very worried.
who plays with the others’ hair more: Jane picks at his and says it’s a grooming technique of apes, which is kind of a major turn-off.
who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re bored: Jane.
who tries to kiss the other as often as they can: John.
who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck up: Jane.
who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled up: John, then Jane is more likely to laugh to annoy him and get on with her studies.
who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have one: Jane doesn’t forget her umbrella, but John usually ends up the one having to carry it after being splashed too many times by Jane’s constant sudden stopping.
who demands showering first in the mornings: John, since he has work earlier.
who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the mornings: Both.
who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the games: John prefers the roller coasters but isn’t so sure of what Jane thinks of them. Her mind seems to change with every twist and jump of them.
who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respond: Jane.
who always forgets to charge their phone overnight: John.
who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pockets: Jane.
who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they can: It changes frequently.
who is louder and who constantly has to tell the other to be quiet: Jane is much louder. When John’s trying to concentrate he’ll be the one to tell her to shut up.
