Feb 17, 2025
@eyeshone continued maximus
“He said he's heard my dad's hosted crab boils in the Hamptons so he knows I've seen rats before. So I said I don't know where you have received this information because I'm a Pisces with the dredel I don't eat fish I'd rather eat the rat. I also can't wear a bib on Valentine's day. It's illegal. And he said that's your problem, Eleanor. Just eat the breath mints 🍑✨️🌽”
Ohhhhhh. “When rats eat corn they get immune to poison because the vitamins. Corn is sweet. Breath mints give you diahorrea.” Just when she thinks she's cornered, she starts backspacing. Looks at - him? “Be my boyfriend quick.”
