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what are your stats as a waifu?
So, xe doesnāt make a good housewife apparently...

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WHATāS YOUR MUSEāS DIVINE HERITAGE?
Congratulations! You have been claimed by Athena! Though she is most notoriously the goddess of wisdom, Athena is also goddess of courage, inspiration, strategic warfare, and much more! Athenaās children are possess heightened intellect and weaving abilities, and have also been known to pick up on things quicker than most demigods. Believe me, youāll be right at home in library-esque Cabin 6.
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PRIMARY: THE EMPEROR.
Emperor symbolizes the desire to control oneās surroundings, and its appearance could suggest that one is trying too hard to achieve this, possibly causing trouble for others; some elements in life are just not controllable.
Often times, you are troubled by something very personal, and doesnāt know how to deal with it.
SECONDARY: THE MAGICIAN.
The Magician is associated with action, initiative, self-confidence, manipulation and power (more specifically, the power to harness oneās talents).
You prefer being the right-hand men of someone you are close to or you look up to.
A tragedy in your life must have shaped you unto who you are right now and how you live your life. You prefer dynamic and theatrical situations rather than solemn and quiet paces of life. A downside in your character is that you may possibly be perverted most of the time and easily fall in love or have crushes on other people you admire.
TERTIARY: THE FORTUNE.
The Fortune Arcana symbolizes Fate and varying luck, fortunes and opportunities. What goes up will go down, what goes down will go up.
You are aware of your fate, and attempt to seize your own destiny in spite of your seemingly-locked fate. Thus, you are typically involved with making important choices and decisions.
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Muse: Jack Sparrow
Name: Jack Sparrow Their profession:Ā The easiest one to classify him as is a con artist/grifter, but Jack has had a range of professions and jobs over the course of his life ( the grifting comes later into his adult life ), including time spent as a foreign operative and even a brief stint in his early twenties as a lifeguard at a swimming pool. The common thread is conning others however, whether thatās out of money or merely deceiving them to further his own ends. Where they can be found:Ā Typically, London, however he spends the better part of a decade prior to his return to the UK travelling the world so heās not at all restricted to there ( at the very least he backpacked across Europe, spent a year in Singapore and some time in the US and the Caribbean ). His favourite part of London is Soho, which is where he shares his flat with Gibbs and also contains the gay bar from which he conducts the majority of hisĀ ābusinessā ( although itās not to be confused with the bar that Jack lives above ).Ā So if youāre seeking him out, that is the place that people will tell you he can be found. Favourite food type:Ā Jack is very much not fussy when it comes to food and is willing to try all different kinds of cuisine, but heāll default to the surprisingly stereotypical stodgy foods, such a meat and potatoes, shepherdās pie and stew. Aside from those, he particularly enjoys Chinese and Japanese cuisine. Favourite alcoholic drink: You already know this one lmao Favourite traits: Wit, intelligence, cunning and a willingness to call him out on his bullshit. Where would they go on a date: The truth? Jack has absolutely no clue. He doesnāt really do dating and doesnāt really see the interest of fancy, candlelit dinners and wooing unless itās with a particular ( and often insincere ) purpose in mind.Ā Ideal gift:Ā Not flowers. Or chocolate. Or anything remotely romantic lmao. Jack is a very difficult man to buy for, in addition to being someone whoās not accustomed to getting presents from people. He would respond well to jewellery or anything related to music he likes, however. When will they drink alcohol: Jack will drink in social situations and can very much keep a handle on his alcohol problem in those instances. Itās when heās alone and chooses to drink that he veers into potentially dangerous, self-destructive territory. How many dates until they go to bed: Considering that Jack is not big on the idea of dating in general, he also doesnāt tend to adhere to the social conventions that come with them -- so yeah, sex is absolutely on the table during a first date.
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Russian classics aesthetic.
Muse: Captain Jack Sparrow.
Brothers Karamazov
Orthodox monasteries. Deep woods. Starry nights. The sound of paper being torn. Dimly lit rooms. Withered roses. An unfinished letter. Piles of books. The sound of shattering glass. Ticking of clocks in a silent house. Heavy wooden furniture. The air before a storm. The smell of earth. A crowd of people dressed in black. Distant murmurs. Emptied streets. The fear of walking alone in dusk.
Crime and Punishment
Coldness of the skin against a blade. Slender pale fingers and slightly shaking hands. A red stain blooming on white fabric. Lonely steps in a corridor. The slow dripping of water. Looking out of the window into the thickening darkness. A single dying candle on the table. Listening to oneās breath and counting heartbeats. Too many stairs. The desire to be invisible. A subtle memory of kind words.
The Idiot
Classical statues. Wealth covered with dust. A dark house tainted with inherited madness. An unsettling feeling. Long walks in a park. Useless chatter. A silken ribbon forgotten on a bench. A melancholic face. An unexpected spring rain. The joy of reading oneās favourite book. The clarity of mind after fully perceiving the world around. Looking at cloudless sky.
Anna Karenina
Fields of crops. Flowers brought from an early morning walk. The wind caressing a girlās hair. A bowl of fruit. The smell of ripe pears. The clatter of a spoon against porcelain when stirring tea. Childrenās laughter coming from the garden. Soft sunlight and white curtains. The sensation of velvet against skin. Pearls from a ripped necklace spilling on marble floor. A sudden silence in a room full of people.
War and Peace
A glass of wine. The brightness of a crystal chandelier. White lace. A raging snow storm. The sound of a door being gently closed. The moment of holding oneās breath before walking in a ball room. Indulging in looking at a beautiful earring against light. The sound of a saber being drawn. Closing oneās eyes for a moment while dancing. The sweet smell of strawberries. A pair of gloves left on an armchair. Light scent of powder.
The Master and Margarita
The chaos of a lively city. Ambient jazz in expensive restaurants. Jumping on a moving tram. The sight of Moscow from the roof of a house. Yellow flowers in a vase. Leaning out of the window. Shelves stacked with books. A small tin box with old photographs. Strange shapes in the night sky. Laughing in the middle of the night on a balcony. Colourful posters for a surreptitious magicianās show floating in the wind.
Eugene Onegin
A lonely mansion. Reading a book in the parlour. Faint piano melody lingering in falling silence. Long evenings. Passing seasons. Discussing French novels of the moment. Unspoken thoughts. Leaning against the door frame. Quickly averted glance. Eating a peach absent-minded. Bright mornings. Footprints in snow. A loud gunshot terrifying a flock of birds nearby.
A hero of our time
Byronic boredom. Getting up late in the afternoon. The hidden unspeakable sadness of existence. Shakespeareās tragedy opened next to untouched breakfast. Cigarette smoke. Polished boots. Walking with oneās coat wide open letting the night chill break through to the bone. Carved wooden chair. Fading warmth of the ashes late in the evening. The thought of farewell.
Fathers and Sons
Birch groves. Morning mist. Moss covered stones near a moor. Scientific books. White roses. Cheap champagne. Shabby pocket-watch. Light-hearted irony. A maladroit cello sonata. Freshly mowed grass. Leaving thoughts come and go. A slow yawn. Picturesque plates and bowls filled with traditional dishes. Drinking tea on the porch. Longing for the future.
Doctor Zhivago
A strange feeling of loss. Writing poems in a diary. Travelling by train. The hesitation before touching someoneās hand. The gaze of one lost in thought. The warmth of cinnamon. A scarf brightly embellished with flowers. A glass of water. Two people listening each on the other side of the door. A threadbare jacket. The tempting void. The evanescent serenity of yesterday.
Dead Souls
Horses in a merry gallop. Delicious smells mingled. Grotesque and bizarre tragedy. Luxurious attire cheap soul. Masks. A perfumed love letter. The triumph of sarcasm. An unattached wheel rolling down a dusty road. The atmosphere of commedia dellāarte. Puzzling speeches. A baffling caricature drawn on a handkerchief.
Cherry Orchard
A lone chair in an empty room. Falling blossoms. Old samovar. The unsettling need for change. A mirror reflecting full moon. The disappointment of a glossy object turning worthless after second glance. A piano out of tune.
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Character Aesthetics
Muse: Jack Sparrow
Aries:
Bonfires, competitiveness, hand veins, loud laughs, messy hair, sneaking out at 2am, Ā abandoned beaches, stray dogs, candle lights, body language, creaking floorboards, ouija boards, having no regrets, karaoke nights out.
Taurus:
House plants, oversized sweaters, soft hands, fuzzy socks, visiting big cities, snoozing your alarm clock, the color yellow, vanilla-scented candles, aloe vera, fruit smoothies, baking cookies, the mom friend, loves the ukulele.
Gemini:
Femme fatale movies, in love with female villains, sharp eyeliner, quick-witted, does things out of spite, do no harm but take no shit, in love with dogs, probably cries during sad movies but wonāt admit it, easily excited, ripped jeans.
Cancer:
Mermaids, easily infatuated by love, smelling flowers, picnics in open fields, gets sad when thinking about the past, impressed easily, daydreaming in class, plucking fresh fruit, loves fashion, would die for their friends
Leo:
Confident in what they do, kill them with kindness, high ponytails, probably wants to visit Paris once, not afraid to tell the truth, in love with cute animals, the one to lift others up, good at teamwork, the warm feeling of summer, dragons.
Virgo:
Pastel markers, the smell of lavender, has a welcoming vibe around them, actually organised, scrunchies, neat notes, loves going to museums, probably into photography, neutral colours, handwritten letters, stardust.
Libra:
Soft blankets, cuddling the one(s) you love, always standing up for your friends, hopeless romantic, can be very distant, can be a little dramatic, pretty hair, dresses nicely, tries to be popular on social media, optimistic, humorous.
Scorpio:
Cottages in the woods, in love with Greek mythology, vintage t-shirts, really emotional but doesnāt want anyone to know, determined, moonlight, pretty handwriting, into the retro aesthetic, rainy days, doesnāt judge people, cats.
Sagittarius:
Always ready for an adventure, street smart, wants to travel the world someday, doesnāt easily trust people, alcohol, paintbrushes, canāt sit still, untied shoelaces, tangled up earphones, blasting music at midnight, eye-gazing.
Capricorn:
Cold aura, coffee is what keeps them going, probably hasnāt slept in two days, actually a big softie, high-waisted jeans, cute pet videos, small apartments, has too many notebooks, often goes to the library, writing essays.
Aquarius:
Loves to paint & do any kind of art, wants to live at the seaside, knows a lot of random facts, shares food, messy notes, bullshits an entire essay, graffiti, has their own distinct style, wants to live their life like they want to.
Pisces:
Old teddy bears, unsent love letters, mom-jeans, loves to sing, feels at home by the ocean, writes poetry, hard-workers, always up for deep conversations, probably did the stupid thing, open curtains, a soft breeze.
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What's Your Fragrance Personality?
Floral.Ā The best scent for this romantic, sensitive and sweet personality would be a bouquet of complementary florals, sure to woo even the most fickle of noses. Look for familiar notes like magnolia, jasmine, rose and lily. For the more fresh-minded, keep it light with a hint of lavender or a fresh, herbal top note. For those with a hidden sultry side, pick up a fragrance with a bottom note of amber, wood, musk or vanilla.
THREES.
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MUSE: Captain Jack Sparrow
3 strengths
Intelligence.Ā Probably the single reason why Jack has managed to survive as long as he has. Itās safe to say that heās smarter than the majority of his fellow pirates and, more importantly, he knows how to apply his intellect. He can quickly size up any dangerous situation and react appropriately, is quick-witted and combines that with a competency that, while often hidden behind the guise of a fool, means that in most cases he knows what heās doing or is smart enough to be able to figure it out as he goes along.
Open-minded. Jack doesnāt judge people on their background, age, gender, race or class, but on their actions, and thatās probably my favourite thing about him. Of course, he has pre-conceived ideas about people from certain circles in society, but heās very much open to be proved wrong and, in fact, tends to have a greater respect for those who do prove him wrong than those who can be easily taken at face value. He also has a soft spot in his heart for the underdogs, the misfits, and those who generally feel like they donāt belong.
Adaptability.Ā This one goes hand in hand with intelligence, but Jack is very chameleon-like and can adapt to any situation heās presented with. This also means a willingness to outwardly compromise on his moral code/beliefs for the sake of the bigger picture ( i.e. heāll meet expectations and pretend to be unscrupulous right up until the moment he can pull the rug out from under both his opponent and his allies and do the right thing ). Heās very good at the art of disguise, and just because he doesnāt like to kill people doesnāt mean that he hasnāt adapted to the danger of the piratical lifestyle andĀ isnāt a killer in his own right.
3 weaknesses
Stubborn. Jack is stubborn to the point of absolutely obstinate. He doesnāt take well to being told what to do, and once heās made his mind up about something itās almost impossible to talk him out of it or dissuade him against it. He will also often do the complete opposite of what he is told, purely to prove that he canāt be controlled or ordered about. And his stubbornness extends into his sense of independence and his emotions too, so he wonāt ask for help nor talk about his feelings unless you seriously coax it out of him.
Reckless. Jack has a keen sense of self-preservation, but he wouldnāt have as many enemies as he does if he wasnāt also very reckless. While heās not the sort to barrel headfirst into things ( looking at you, William ), he enjoys the art of causing trouble and rubbing people up the wrong way a little too much, because he lets it get in the way of his survival instinct. And every so often he has these mad gambits that put himself in harmās way and only have the slimmest chance of paying off.
Unreliable.Ā Heās flighty, likes his own freedom and is very difficult to tie down -- plus, while Jack does tend to come good in the end, he very rarely acts like it in the run up to that point, so all of these characteristics build up in order to make him seem like a very unreliable individual. And he never pays back his debts.
3 secrets
How he became a pirate.Ā Definitely Jackās biggest secret: if you know this then you really do know the most intimate part of him because he really does not like to tell this story truthfully at all. And I think thatās primarily because itās the one story that shows him for the good man that he is, and considering how much trouble and pain that side of him has caused during his life as a pirate, itās entirely understandable that he wouldnāt want people to know that he tried all he could to avoid becoming a pirate until his hand was forced.
His personal feelings.Ā Jack rarely talks in terms ofĀ āI feelā and itās very difficult to truly know whatās going on inside of his head unless you know him really well, and even then heās quite deliberately difficult to read.
His heart. Without getting all cliche about it, the concerns of Jackās heart and the question of whether he actually has one are all things that he would rather people didnāt know.
3 fears
Being forgotten/death/not being remembered. These three can all be grouped together. Essentially, Jack doesnāt want to fade from the world unremembered and forgotten, and therefore the fear of death that develops in AWE is very closely entwined with all of that. He has fought so hard to be recognised after years of growing up and not believing that he was good or important at all, that the thought that all of that could be futile after his death is pretty terrifying.
Fire. Less of a fear and more of a discomfort, Jack does not like fire. Primarily because both the scar that twists down his left arm and the brand on his right wrist were direct or indirect results of it. And he nearly burned to death trapped inside of the captainās cabin of his own ship, so that doesnāt endear him towards fire either.
Abandonment. Probably the one fear on this list that Jack would least admit to -- because the way he deals with his fear of abandonment is to push people away and act under the assumption that being alone is the better option ( which, spoiler alert, it is not ).
3 goals
Freedom.Ā This is more of an on-going goal and encompasses all of his specific goals in the trilogy ( since they all revolve around his freedom -- or what he perceives to be freedom -- in one respect or the other ). Jack is free, but considering the bounty on his head and the amount of enemies that he has, heās constantly having to fight to maintain it. And then there are the instances where the good man in him moves him to defend, protect or ensure the freedom of others.
Notoriety.Ā He wants to be faaamous. And even when he does establish his own reputation, he obviously has to work to maintain it and continue to circulate outlandish rumours about himself to obscure the truth ( or, in the case of some of his more truthful outlandish adventures, ensure that people know about them ).
Survival. Jack would very much like to not die, always.