#*bellatrix

at this point my world states are so developed that my ability to consume and enjoy other fanworks is slightly limited lmao

like there is just such a massively huge difference between zev/estel and zev/warden or even zev/mahariel in general bc zevstel is so...much

i still love it tho.... don't get me wrong i still love all of it.... which is like. not how i feel w most warden/alistair lmao bc. wow

wow does my warden/alistair have nothing in common at all with almost anyone else's. same w my warden/morrigan but like thats Less Developed

idk what to tell u guys it's not my fault that alistair and morrigan are both super gay...... sorry.....

honestly tho thinkin about morrigan and sela raising kieran is like. wow. wow holy shit. it's also weird bc he's obv not sela's literal baby

i mean that's not what's weird about it what's weird is who the biodad is?? i've also started thinkin maybe sela will make Different Choices

like it would be very in line with her character to put anora solo on the throne and to be more like? warden loghain? Variety for once

i guess casper puts anora solo on the throne too but he doesn't spare loghain i don't think. sela would understand him more tho tbh

sela and casper are like... polar opposites... in so many ways.... extremely harsh aggressive no nonsense dwarf... fluffy city elf puppy

sela goes for morrigan bc morrigan is like "feelings taste weird and i don't know what's going on" and sela's like "lmao same also Nice"

i mean eventually they both become great moms and sela's a good commander and they care about shit but like. to begin with...

i'm also just keep laughing abt if sela and bellatrix and canary all met like sela and bellatrix would be like "how did he even get in here"

sela and bellatrix r both dark skinned aggressive warrior types (even tho sela is Technically A Rogue bc i hate playing warriors) but then

canary is this like. blond teddy bear dwarf with flowers braided in his beard who is like "why are we fighting! let's party instead" p much

canary 2 corypheus: "hey buddy sure we can't settle this over drinks?? first round's on me!" everyone in the vicinity: *+20 facepalm* canary is also hilarious bc my headcanon is his whole family is like ~nefarious carta thugs~ but he secretly peddles illicit smut basically

fine dwarven dongs, straight from orzammar. but he's also like. i'm gonna be everyone's dad! drinks on the house! who wants a hug

*in the war room* canary: uh guys not to be rude or anything but... your ideas are all sort of... harsh... can't we try being nice??

leliana: we are not killing them, is that not nice enough? canary: ok but it's still like. threatening to kill them? so no. not nice enough

canary goes back to his room and is just like "i had a rough day at work" bull's like "wanna talk about it" "not really" "weird sex?" "sure"

when everyone finds out about him and bull they're all just like. so confused at first. bc he's such a snuggly dad man.... what is this....

what this is a teddy bear is still a bear & u can braid flowers into ur beard and still sell enchanted hand crafted dwarven dongs illegally

he's odd but incredibly charming and he obviously gets along extremely well with varric bc they're both like. this is a Weird Dwarf

and also bc they both are purveyors of smutty literature lmao B) literally canary is so unlike Any of my other pcs and it's hilarious

canary mostly gets along with everyone tho which is also fairly unique? he gets on best with bull and varric but. after that

idk actually and like my first thoughts were he's the only one of any of my kids who could stand blackwall at all but like actually no

bc canary may be the most sexual person of all my pcs but he's also incredibly consent and very careful abt not pushing it on ppl who aren't