BEING HUMAN US SEASON TWO SENTENCE STARTERS (PART TWO)
Lines taken from episodes s02e08 - s02e13 of the series Being Human US. Feel free to change as needed. Here is part one.
β Do you have any idea what it's like to make peace with being annihilated, ready to kick it and then have to wait? β
β I gotta say I am not overflowing with sympathy for you. β
β This ghost is a reaper. You have to believe me. β
β 50 bucks gets you an official invite to cross the threshold. β
β Oh my god! Unbelievable! You're trying to parent trap us? β
β I can't believe I'm asking you a how-to on ghost murder. β
β The only friends I had are afraid of me. β
β So, what? It's a good thing what I felt? It's a good thing that I tried to kill you and I liked it? β
β A reaper is a force of nature, a hurricane, a forest fire. β
βΒ Just think how crowded and stinking the Earth would be if nobody died. Afterlife's the same way. β
β You don't get it, do you? I know so much more than you think I know. β
β That's not who you are anymore. You still think you're that person you were when you were alive? β
β I always imagined if I ever saw you again, I'd be plunging a stake in your heart.
β If I had stayed, this is what would've happened: I would've lied to you to get you to stay with me, I would've infected you with my violence and my rage and I would've dragged you down with me! And then one day, I would've killed you. β
β You just remember one thing. [name] is my blood. And he had better be alive when I come back for him. β
β Don't, please! Please kill me! β
β You're almost there. You'll reap your first soul tomorrow. β
β Well, that was your one and only chance at the drunken, angry, depressed, revenge screw. β
β People think they want to be edgy and rebellious, but really all they want is a cozy house to come home to and someone who loves them. β
β The bonds you form with some will make you look past anything, ignore what they've become. β
β I never said it was easy. I said it was necessary. β
β This has to be done, but it doesn't have to be cruel. β
β Oh, and all that rage you say you've got, I don't see it. Your bark was always worse than your bite. β
β If you linger, they start in with the whining and the lying. It gets awkward for everyone. β
β I'm saving threesomes for marriage. Sorry! β
β I killed them before they killed me. β
β It's cute when you act like you have a choice. β
β Usually a ghost is around just long enough to have a little fun. But the longer a ghost circles the drain, crazier the ghost. β
β Man, you've been around 500 years and you've never dealt with a catatonic ghost? β
β I'm a vampire. I'm not a ghost whisperer. β
β There is a human being walking around upstairs who has no idea that if we're not out of here, she's dinner. β
β Don't you think you're being a touch dramatic? β
β I saw something in the reflection on the toaster. A guy. Just for a second and then he was gone. β
β I used to think haunted houses, the supernatural was just a bunch of crap. Then it started happening to me. β
β It's super awesome being a freak. β
β Just a couple more hours and you'll all be dead. β
β It smells like a slaughterhouse up in your room. β
β None of this is real. You're living in a dream world and you need to wake up now. β
β You did things, horrible things you couldn't live with, so you escaped to this. β
β I feel like I'm the only one trying anymore, like I'm dangling off a cliff by my fingertips and you're up there stomping on them! β
β I thought that I could be different. I thought that I could be better, but I can't. I just can't. β
β I'm not supposed to be living this life. I've already lived. And then I died. β
β You took away the only person who meant something to me. β
β So let's just get this straight right now. I will never forgive you for what you did. Never. β
β Live long enough, you realize that most clichΓ©s are true. β
β You can't blame [name] if she still can't bear the sight of you. β
β History shows that us ignoring your problems doesn't really work out well for anyone, so, if you don't mind, we will maintain the current level of care and concern. β
β If we're gonna be together, you have to learn to accept my friends. β
β Am I really high, or did we just pull this thing off? β
β If you're gonna leave me, I want you to do it now before I get in this any deeper. β
β Come now, every move you've made, you've made for your own benefit. β
β What's up? You just seem extra broody today. β
β Then isn't this great news? I mean, shouldn't you be, like, in a field somewhere, wearing white linen, rolling around in daisies? β
β Every chance that I've given you, you've turned into a grenade and you've lobbed it back at me. β
β I can't believe that I was trying to convince myself that you'd really changed. β
β We're strongest together, aren't we? β
β That girl has got an appetite for violence, the purest, swiftest...angriest violence I've ever seen. β
β This situation is not medical. It's supernatural! It's a good, old-fashioned curse! β
β I'm not in pain because of what I am. I'm in pain because of what I've done. β
β I could never kill you. I love you too much. β
β You thought we'd just let you run? Come now [name]. Surely you know me better than that. β
β Now, this wound, it's deep and it will convince them that you put up a good fight. β
β No one will be surprised that I stopped short of killing you, because it's like you always said: I'm nothing, if not sentimental. β
β We have a talent for goodbyes, you and I. β
β A lot's happened since then, most of it decidedly unpleasant. β
β No! I won't sit here like some damsel waiting for you to rescue me! I can fight my own battles. β
β It takes a determined man to declare that the water served to cleanse the palate between tastings has a refreshing bouquet of nutmeg and honeysuckle. β
β You say "determined", I say "drunk". β
β A second chance is tough enough. There's no one left back home willing to give you a third. β
β You can't make me go back there. β
β I loved you enough. You just never believed it. β
β I'm starting to think that good things don't actually come to those who wait. β
β I told you I was weak. You're my weakness. β
β You can't ask me to watch you die. β
β We came screaming into this world. How can we possibly leave it without a fight? β
β Oh God. You're still my emergency contact. I'm sorry. I never changed it. β
β You two are totally about to go on two separate killing sprees for women. That is so hot. β
β The punishment is only enough when she realizes it isn't punishment at all. β
β Then you know what that love is. Irrational. Animal. So strong, it weakens you. β
β Which is why I'm saying you should just hack him up with some of those professional garden shears. β
β Yeah, no, that's a great idea, wildly attacking him with some rusty shears is way less messy than shooting him. β
β I did terrible things to get here. β
β She was never going to be you. Why couldn't you just see that? Why couldn't you just leave her be? β
β Now you have to live with what you did! β
β I can think of a worse fate. Living in eternity, knowing that you killed the only one that ever loved you. β
β Shoot me, save yourself. Shoot me! β
β I need your help! Please. I think I made a big mistake! β
