#*alvin

ruthie was too pregnant to do anything fun on will wright day, so guess who was on baby sitting duty :/c

Alvin Heffner Maynard; not as old as the majority of cities but physically appears in his early twenties; Librarian and dedicated asshole.

What’s their build like?

5'10" (177 cm) Lanky with subtle muscle build. Can gain muscle to look fully toned but Al is way too lazy for that.

What’s their astrological sign wink wonk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)?

Aries or Libra but Al finds astrology a load of crock.

Do they usually eat breakfast? On that note, do they eat three meals, restrict themselves, or graze?

He tries to eat all his meals, but he ends up being too lazy for three meals a day. On weekends he grazes on venison or celery sticks.

How often do they do their laundry, or do they even do their own laundry!?

Weekly on Sundays. It loads up pretty fast but its easy work since its all colors, whites and jeans.

What kind of drunk are they/or what kind do you think they would be?

Quiet drunk. Alvin becomes more introverted the more he drinks until he falls asleep.

How long could they go without showering before they HAVE to shower?

Nope. Showers are important to his schedule, if it doesn't he gets somewhat frazzled by slight disorder.

What’s their choice comfort food when they’re sad or upset?

Fried goat cheese or vegemite on toasted plain bagels.

Sweet tooth?

Bitter, dark chocolate when he's in the mood. If not anything bitter he'll enjoy honey sliced lemons because who can deny honey sliced lemons?

Is there any habit they only perform when absolutely alone?

Hiking, wood chopping, jam on his drum kit.

What’s their shoe size?

10.5 US Men

Do they collect anything?

Potted bamboo, novelty aprons and bottle caps.

What’s their morning routine?

Stumbling out of his futon, dragging his feet into the shower as he brushes his teeth and other bathroom things. Putting on whatever shirt and flannel with fitting black courdorys. Signature wrapped scarf and purple beanie snugly put on as he walks out with said bagel to work in his little buggy car.

How are their diet/exercise habits?

Invisible.

Something silly they did/said/believed as a child?

Alvin used to believe that 11 foot sturgon did eat ducks. Present day he knows better but, you can't really say how disheartened he felt about the truth.

How’s their relationship with their parental figure?

He treats Colin and Willow like persons that wouldn't exactly be parents but has some kind of respect for them? How much respect is unknown. Just don't expect him to say he loves them and shit.

Are they a light/heavy sleeper? What position do they sleep in?

Even Sleeping Beauty cannot compare to Alvin the void.

What do they like to do on weekends?

Sunday he buys groceries at the open market and obviously house work. Then he'll probably drink a couple of beers and watch old movies.

How do they type/text?

Half assed and lazy. Work wise professional and grammar strict.

Are they tech-savvy at all?

Half yuppie, half techie, Alvin has got it all. He just hasn't made his own computer yet because of sheer laziness.

Any allergies?

Nah.

Do they shave their legs? How often?

Nope. The only time he does is for the beach for some reason Alvin doesn't understand.

What do they look like when they first wake up in the morning?

Hung over nerd.

Describe their sleepwear?

Some tank top with briefs.

What time do they set their alarm for in the morning/how much time do they need to get ready in the morning?

6:30 Because he likes staring outside and making his own tea.

Are they any good at swimming?

Decent at best.

How about driving?

Pretty well, sometimes he drifts...just not in his car.

Do they prefer sciences or arts?

Both, but mainly biology and simplier organism type sciences.

Do they wear nail polish/what color?

He'll usually clean up his nails and paint them black on one hand or clear with nail strengthener for both.

How fast do they talk?

Moderately slow, but stumbles over his words when he isn't being clear.

What is the quality of their voice? (low, high, soft, loud, etc.)

Medium pitch with a hard tone to it.

How many times a day do they brush their teeth, do they floss?

2 times.

Are they a virgin?

Is the Space Needle tiny.

Cellphone model? “Phone number”?

Metal Grey Samsung Galaxy Note 3. He keeps it in a pretty cute phone wallet.

Car model?

A golden yellow yugo.

Annual income, if any?

Alvin makes around $55,370 annually, which is pretty good on his end.

What city/neighborhood do they live in? What’s their “address”?

Alvin lives at the pleasant Bonair Apartments out in 1806 8th Ave in Seattle. Its perfect distance from home to work and pretty much near around around Firstt Hill, Squire Park and Central Disrict.

What does their house look like?

No house just apartment. Its a plain white ugly cabinets and oven. But it fits Alvin's needs at the moment. He keeps it clean, filled with his potted bamboo, book shelves or misc. books ranging from diys and how tos and fiction and non fiction. His comics are pretty much shelved in laminated folders by issue and year. Then there's just a nice brown and red carpet with brown couch and love seat. Simple old tv with vcr and dvd and laser disc player, other old relics and a so on. His futon is pretty nice at least. There's probably old sci fi posters and horror posters stuck to his wall too.

If they witnessed a crime against another person, would they jump in to help? Why or why not?

Alvin pretty much just calls the police and becomes the biggest troll when things get out of hand. He hates taking huge credit and puts the reward on the second helpful person to the victim being harassed or worse. As a matter of fact, he's probably a lot more likable when things turn to shit.

What’s their medical history/conditions, if any?

Alvin did suffer burns in the Great Fire of Seattle in 1889 but there aren't any visible scaring due to healing and making the city stronger than ever after it suffered for just a bit. He does, however, get sick easily and can break his bones more easier than other cities from earthquakes, but asides from that it stays prepared for the worst.

Do they have a personal playlist? Ye, son.

Are their speech patterns similar to regional dialect? There's something vague to it?

Alvin says certain words odd. It's no where near the Pacific Northwest but sometimes he'll catch himself merging words together. He says he doesn't have an accent but...

What’s their ideal weather forecast?