Thinks she’s an actual pirate captain, but everyone has to remind her that she literally has no ship to be captain of
She feels the need to push people around and give them orders quite often, but she doesn’t do it out of mean-spiritedness
Has a pretty extreme case of kleptomania but usually ends up giving the things back after she takes them out of guilt
Probably drunk
A badass feminist who thinks women should always be in charge
Wears too much eyeliner and never brushes her hair
She likes to collect shiny items that tourists leave behind and keeps them in her ‘throne room’ where she stores her treasure
Has a mangy pet dog that always follows her around, but she loves him with all her heart
Never knows what’s going on
Wants to travel
Doesn’t really talk to many of the fellow Adventureland people because they’re too boring for her tastes
