[ TXT ] : they literally said aliens are real???? 👉👽👽👽

[ TXT ] : likeeee, i knew that already, i follow some telegram groups. 😏😏

[ TXT ] : and some podcasts too buuuuut

[ TXT ] : they actually said that. i mean they used the phrasing 'new caterpillar species found' but uuuuh duuuh it's ALIEEENNSSSSSS

[ TXT ] : You think they will abduct us now?? That's spookyyyyy 🥺😢😰😰🥵

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[ TXT ] : Oh i know they are real. I met one behind a waffle house once.

[ TXT ] : I doubt they will abduct us

   there was a laugh that burst from her lips. it’s wasn’t to ridicule him, but at the same time it was a ridiculous question. ‘if you count puns and deep talks about time and space flirting then yes. otherwise, you just talk everyone’s ear off, josh. ‘

    “WHAT?” he’s exasperated, though it could be unnecessarily amplified as his head cranes back, “all this time & you didn’t stop me?! maybe this is why i’m considered a sardonis-- wait, adonis? yeah. a slab of beef.