#* just lizzy things.

Speed: Short answer: I’m slow AF. Medium answer: If you’re aware of the Unified Cutlery Theory, I have a lot of forks in me, but very little spoons to go around. So, slow. Long answer: Chronic pain issues + ADHD kicking my ass on the regular. I used to have a pt job that drained me by.. a LOT, but even after leaving it I don’t know how faster I’m going to get or if at all. I’m generally slow for any of these reasons + I do like to spend quality time with my husband!!

Replies: Look, I get that I’m wordy---do not feel obligated to match my length. As long as you respond to a third of what I wrote and give me something to reply to, I’ll consider myself satisfied.

Starters: I will absolutely like your stater calls and make my own. Making my own starters, however, is rare and, uhhh.... not the best. I’m so sorry. 

Inbox: I hoard my asks, but I definitely encourage you to send me as many as you desire. I don’t really stop accepting any asks for sentence memes, but symbols are... likelier to be forgotten if given w/o context. Just because it takes me longer to find the original. 

Selectivity: I won’t lie---I have my favorites. But a lot of my old friends left the community, so I am accepting of new interactions. Just be aware that not everyone’s going to be compatible with me, my writing, or my muses. It just doesn’t work out sometimes!! But I’m friendly and love to chat. <3

Wishlist: I have a couple of tags here but nothing really in them. I’m always down for exploring the mythic or heroic ages---and everything from contemporary or fantasy or scifi AUs... Look, I’m down to explore shit, alright?

Honest Note: Look, I’m really not kidding about being slow or being myth divergent to wild degree. 

name:  lizzy star sign:  virgo height: 5′ middle name?  christina (rip)

put your itunes whatever on shuffle. what are the first 6 songs that popped up?

*  “lights interlude” ABRA *  “motel”  meg myers *  “when the chips are down (live)” original hadestown cast *  “easier” true crane wives *  “lucille” she keeps bees *  “sickness” TENDER

grab one book nearest to you and turn to page 23. what’s line 17? --- i don’t have any physical books lmao

ever had a poem or a song written about you? yeah my bf when i was 15 lmao

when was the last time you played air guitar? i was like 10 i think??

who is your celebrity crush? i don’t have that tbh??? for a good minute it was roberta colindrez but like... not really lmao

what’s a sound you hate; sound you love? i have no idea RIP

do you believe in ghosts? i don’t not believe in ghosts

how about aliens? ditto

do you drive? nope

if so, have you ever crashed? i’ve never been in a car accident period tbh

what was the last book you read? i read a bunch of english translations of chinese webnovels so im currently reading like.... 20+ books >.>;;

do you like the smell of gasoline? :)

what was the last movie you saw? birds of prey i think

what’s the worst injury you’ve ever had? uhhhh the tibfib fracture from last year. i still have all my hardware (titanium rod, screws) and chronic pain. :|

do you have any obsessions right now? not atm, but if i ever sit down to watch the beastars anime i’m gonna go fucking buckwild. ever start reading a manga to lol about how it’s some furry shit only to fucking devour 100+ chapters in a single sitting, forgetting to eat and sleep to keep reading??? because that’s how beastars was for me. :////

do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? im a big grudge holder. but ive become the kind of grudge holder that “gets over it” until i get reminded of it and then bring it up seemingly at random. 

in a relationship? for almost 10 years. :’) 

The rules are simple! Post ten characters you’d like to role play as, have role played as, and might bring back. Then tag ten people to do the same (if you can’t think of ten characters, just write down however many you can and tag the same amount of people). Aside from that, please repost instead of reblogging!

CURRENTLY PLAYING:

Hera ( @herakhere​ )

Ares, Hephaistos, Hebe, Argos Panoptes ( @heraides​ )

various HP characters, among others ( @icontainmvltitvdes​ )

Sirius Black ( @betterdog​ )

myth/folklore multi ( @trvgcdiv​ )

WANT TO/WOULD PLAY:

BARBIE. I’m weak for the franchise tbh and the youtube Barbie blogs make my heart sing. ; ^ ;

So many planeswalkers from Magic: The Gathering. Especially the loml, Liliana Vess. 

I have a lot of Naruto OCs collecting dust. 

A half-baked OC from an original project that I started working on since I was uhhh.... 15? Maybe? I’ve rebooted them a BUNCH. 

AU HARLEY QUINN (based off a fic that I never finished lmao)

TBH I have no self-control, so I usually add any characters that I wanna play immediately lmao

HAVE PLAYED:

I will be here all day if you let me lmao

WILL/WOULD PLAY AGAIN:

Bold of you to assume I’ve ever stopped any of the muses I’ve picked up before---except for all of the muses I made for Gaia rps lmao

tagged by: @rheaeaseandflow

NAME! ♡     lizzy / monstra (no one calls me monstra lmao) PRONOUNS! ♡     she / they. ZODIAC SIGN! ♡     virgo. TAKEN OR SINGLE! ♡     married. :)

———  THREE  FACTS! ♡

1! ♡     lately, i’ve been reading a lot of chinese, japanese, and korean novels that have been translated online. a lot of them are... very bad lmao but they’re the only things i can read rn 2! ♡     the sims 4 has stolen my life lmao

3! ♡   i really really really want to have babies. :’) 

———  EXPERIENCE! ♡

PLATFORMS USED! ♡     tumblr and im being sucked back into my Oldest Format(TM) RIP

———  MUSE  PREFERENCE! ♡

GENDER! ♡    i’ve been playing a lot of (cis) women lately, but i have written different genders before and i am more about what character inspires me over any particular gender tbh. like i love my women and women-adjacent characters, but sometimes there’s something v freeing about writing men bc im not very male-adjacent lol LEAST FAVOURITE FACE(S)! ♡    like ace, i’d rather not be mean about it, but... i have them lmao

MULTI OR SINGLE! ♡     if i could switch blogs like switching tabs, i’d probably go full-on several single blog muses or very limited multis. unfortunately, that’s not how tumblr works so other than Hera... they’re all multis, babey.  FLUFF / ANGST / SMUT! ♡    

FLUFF :   i love to be softe. all day every day if i could get away with it. 

ANGST :  i live for angst tbh

SMUT :   im still v awkward when it comes to writing it, to the point where ares “horny on main” heraides is hard for me to write lmao

PLOT / MEMES! ♡     both are v good. i think that memes can bring out things you would not have expected. plotting is excellent once you have an idea for where things go, but my brain hasn’t been working lately, so...  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The name’s Lizzy. I am a +25* year old nonbinary/genderfluid bisexual person of color*. I am married and I talk a lot about my family and spouse; I also talk a lot about Womanhood, which is uhhh weird? Because I am nonbinary and genderfluid, but uhhh that’s still a big part of my identity. It’s Complicated™

I’m busy a lot and very slow—real life obligations and executive dysfunction Kick My Ass. Also, my recovery after breaking my leg is uhhhh taking a lot more out of me than I would like.

Spare time is usually spent playing board games and being a vorthos goblin. RIP Gideon Jura. TT^TT

The name’s Lizzy. I am a +25* year old nonbinary/genderfluid bisexual person of color*. I am married and I talk a lot about my family and spouse; I also talk a lot about Womanhood, which is uhhh weird? Because I am nonbinary and genderfluid, but uhhh that’s still a big part of my identity. It’s Complicated(TM)

I guess you can say that I’m pagan with a bent towards the Greek gods and a focus on Hera and Hermes. (Hera because she’s my patron, Hermes because he’s Shaped Like a Friend).

I’m busy a lot and very slow—real life obligations and executive dysfunction Kick My Ass. Also, my recovery after breaking my leg is uhhhh taking a lot more out of me than I would like. 

Spare time is usually spent playing board games and being a vorthos goblin. RIP Gideon Jura. TT^TT