OTHER NAMES: The Central Library / The Total Library / BrĂ€nim Yânch (figurative translation: Centric Larynbith of Zhaogd'endir) / 1:1.61803 / Status: Pocket Universe/Liminal Space
From these two incontrovertible premises he deduced that the Library is total and that its shelves register all the possible combinations of the twenty-odd orthographical symbols. Everything: the minutely detailed history of the future, the archangelsâ autobiographies, the faithful catalogues of the Library, thousands and thousands of false catalogues, the demonstration of the fallacy of those catalogues, the demonstration of the fallacy of the true catalogue, the Gnostic gospel of Basilides, the commentary on that gospel, the commentary on the commentary on that gospel, the true story of your death, the translation of every book in all languages, the interpolations of every book in all books. (1)
Much like the Tower of Babel represented the efforts of an unified world, the Library of Babel represents the efforts of the nulliverse in the matter of knowledge. A labyrinthal, unreachable* dimension that takes the form of an expansive library, it is Janusâ home world (Zhaogd'endir being an alternative name for Janus) and where he stores all the artifacts and books heâs stolen acquired in his interplanetary travels. Over time (not that time matters in this place) the Library of Babel has become its own âsentientâ entity, of sorts, controlled entirely by Janus but mostly given free rein to behave in an apparently chaotic fashion as an extension of energy. Itâs its own kind of infinity in this dimension: you will never reach the edge of the library, for it is an eternally rendering landscape. The surroundings, however, will grow more disordered the farther away you get from the central area â a vaguely defined zone known as the Lobby.
APPEARANCE / ARCHITECTURE / BASIC OUTLINE
The Library is essentially an Eldritch location, and not bound to any basic human-world laws regarding how it looks or how it works. Bizarrchitecture is a given, and the place is constantly rearranging itself when youâre not looking. Thereâs a catch, though â depending on your proximity to the Lobby, the looks and the feel of the library might be more or less conventional. The architecture also varies following that principle. Within the inner rings you may expect rows of shelves and book-lined hallways, lounging areas, and familiar organization. Go to a different room or floor, though, and the set up will change: it may turn maze-like, or nonsensical, or take to following geometric patterns such as a grid of smaller, hexagonal rooms. Move farther away â in any direction â and directions may stop having any meaning.Â
Janus prefers to think of the Library of an ever growing sphere, with the Lobby dead in the middle. Because of this, the Library will take to organizing itself in this fashion when it comes to its levels of familiarity, but being a dimension, it really doesnât have a shape. Thereâs no âexteriorâ to the sphere. In other words: Janus only cares to show other people a bubble-shaped fraction of the Library.
A better way to look at this is to consider the celestial spheres. Instead of the sun sitting at the center as the smallest sphere, you have the lobby. And every other sphere will represent a âringâ, or more precisely a bigger sphere.
LOBBY: if you ever visit the Library, this is likely where youâll start off. It feels most like a conventional library, with a sitting area preceding shelves of books that line the walls and create several parallel hallways. It is a massive place. The books you find here will always vary, but their rarity will be medium to low. Other floors and rooms will mirror the layouts of famous libraries, not just from earth but from other worlds. A book of your lifeâs stats (a book that contains everything from how many hours youâve slept to how many people have thought about you) is somewhere in here.
INNER RINGS: found when delving farther from the lobby, they still strike as familiar. Things begin to get more maze-like. Surrealist architecture starts to show up. The necronomicon is here.
OUTER RINGS: Space stops following conventional structure, and alien geometries become the norm. Stuff gets messy. At this point, the average human is pretty much not equipped to handle all that is going on. Finding things is also harder than ever (not that it is easy at the lobby, mind you.)
NULL SPACE: this is the space that is either still not developed/yet to expand, or the forbidden corners of the library (places only Janus can visit) and it represents everything beyond the outer rings. At this point the landscape is in fact aggressive toward invaders (in comparison to the outer rings, which are unsafe/hostile, but not aggressive). Weird beings inhabit this area guarding it (without mention the sentient surroundings themselves) and thereâs no incentive to ever reach this point. The risk of losing your sanity or dying is just too high.
BABEL TROPES
Great Big Library of Everything: well, thatâs a given.
Great Big Book of Everything: itâs around there somewhere.
Big Book of War: a whole room of them, in the lobby.
Reality-Writing Book: several of them, in the outer rings.
Portal Book: somewhere between the lobby and the inner rings. Sometimes they are the only way into unique dimensions.
Tomes of Eldritch Lore: in the lobby.
Chronoscopes: in the lobby.
Spell Books: many in the lobby, with rarer ones on the rings.
Ancient Artifacts: a bunch. Depending on their rarity and danger, they will be anywhere from the lobby to null space.
MacGuffins: a given.
Tomes of Prophecy and Fate: found in the inner rings.
Akashic Records: all that is inside the library.
Magical Library: the library is alive, though not the way you consider things to be alive. It can feel, and do things on purpose, but mostly it behaves in a random fashion. See:Â Genius Loci.Â
Bizarrchitecture: found in small degree in the lobby and inner rings, and in greater degree in the outer rings and null space.
Eldritch Location: thatâs what it is!
Year Inside Hour Outside: time⊠doesnât work here, period. Years inside this library may sometimes represent seconds outside. Sometimes it may be the other way around. It depends on where you are exactly.
STATUS IN THE MULTIVERSE
Thereâs no other Babel. Only one accounts for the entire Multiverse, making it so it canât split into multiple timelines. Because of this, itâs well protected by Janus in first instance and other gods and old beings that agree with Janusâ laborious task.
CONTENTS
Everything is in the library, or so Janus claims. The truth is that most average things will show up on their own, but those that donât, he has to actively look for and acquire.Â
You will find: books, scrolls, runestones, paintings, sculptures, ancient technology, futuristic technology, computers (of all kinds), clothing, musical instruments, and more. Everything considered worth storing will eventually find its way into the library.
Because of this, sometimes he will employ the assistance of some followers, or hired bounty hunters called Finders. Heâs done this for millennia. But if the object in question requires special treatment (or heâs bored), he will look for them himself.
HOW TO VISIT BABEL
*To get to Babel without Janusâ assistance is virtually impossible and it was designed this way. You can only visit Babel with his blessing and getting it is the difficult part. It cannot be forced out of him, and he must give it willingly â so heâs extra careful over who he allows inside. He can âclose his doorsâ to you if you merit punishment, but this is something he doesnât like to do. Heâd rather be extra sure that youâre worthy. It may take thousands upon thousands of years for Janus to reach that conclusion (then again it may take less).
You can reach Babel by accident, in that you may be able to find one of the portal manuscripts or artifacts capable of taking you to Babel that heâs left at random locations, usually ruins, usually after a series of tests and puzzles. It is quite rare, but a god finds ways to entertain himself.
THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA
Thereâs a myth that is well known in many timelines and non-existent in others: Janus was responsible for the definitive burning of the famous library. Julius Caesarâs idiot soldiers had accidentally started the fire that ate a part of the library, no doubt, but this was just the beginning of the mess. Such negligence and disregard (there were also many other little attacks and offenses afterwards that just added fuel to the whole thing, so to speak) for the knowledge stored in those books made janus consider humans unfit to care for them. He couldnât bear the sight of such destruction, all done because of religious differences and political greed, so a couple of years afterwards (after Ceasar but before Aurelian) there was a second fire that did burn most of the library and left very little of it left. He took the Library of Celsus (back in Anatolia) in a similar fashion too, with a fire during an invasion, and transported them whole into Babel.Â
Heâd never think to destroy the library, but what he did was equally petty: he set back humanity a few hundred to a thousand years back, technology wise, for their immaturity.
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Unless it's necessary, or preferable, Janus won't disclose his identity to human beings while he's doing business on Earth. Over the centuries he's made up dozens upon dozens of names, some of which have become locally popular personalities in their own right. There's probably someone out there that's pieced together photographs and paintings of him, arguing that he must be proof of time travelers, or vampires, or aliens, or whatever else they prefer to make their case. He's always considered it quite amusing, so sometimes he will leave a trail on purpose â intentionally mess up with the matrix, so to speak, just for fun.Â
In our present day (or rather, the period that makes up the 20th and 21st centuries) and all its variables, he will regularly* take up the following names:
Janos / Janus Ming: a Quebec-born art buyer, collector and philanthropist. Considered "eccentric" in the art circles, he's known to be quite wealthy and enigmatic, with not many actually having seen his face. He's known to be a fan of up-and-coming, or even obscure artists, and rumor has it that whenever he buys a piece from someone, that artist inevitably finds themselves becoming extremely popular and sought-after, almost as if by magic. He also holds an interest in artwork and archeological artifacts of renown, especially if it holds great historical and cultural significance, though not for collection purposes. Janos keeps a close eye on the art market for these pieces, and is quick to bid on them (usually through intermediaries/agents) when they show up. Then he proceeds to donate all of them to the governments of their respective countries of origin, or other proper organizations. This is his most used alias.Â
Jael Huang: an assistant librarian and researcher. Graduated top of his class, he most often works in academia, but he'll also work at libraries or freelance.
Lazare Fournier: a travel writer and author. Not a fan of the term "foodie". Still referred to as that anyways.Â
Lawrence Kao: a professor at the University of Cambridge with focuses on European and Chinese archeology. This ID was used most during the first half of the 20th century. Lawrence supposedly died during an expedition, though his body was never found. Nowadays he prefers to play the part of Lawrence's grandson, also named after him, a skilled freelance archeologist in his own merit.Â
There's both truthful and false elements to these identities, which is what makes them so peculiar. Although Janus certainly made up a lot of things as he went along using these names, he also genuinely worked under them. What he actually did or didn't do isn't really what matters to him.Â
*thereâs of course personas he makes up on the spot when the situation calls for it. Heâs impersonated all types of people.Â
Given that he is an entity for whom space and time wields absolutely no meaning, Janus is unburdened by the possibility of death. Heâs equipped with a regenerative factor that allows him to survive conventional injuries, and when facing anything more extreme â such as, for example, complete disintegration â heâs able to respawn/resurrect without much effort. He doesnât age, doesnât need to breathe, doesnât get sick and his ingestion of food is largely recreational, though it does play a part in keeping things running smoothly from a physiological angle in his humanoid form. Why have organs if you wonât use them? Thatâs just wasteful, dude.
SPACETIME TELEPORTATION
Janusâs most distinctive power inherited from his primordial father is his ability to travel across the multiverse, hopping between dimensions as often as he voyages from one side of the continuum to the opposite into completely different or even bizarre dominions or planes of existence. Unless a greater force blocks passage into a particular dimension, Janusâ power has no limits and all axis of reality and unreality are available for him to engage.
Heâs met multiple versions of the same person, even at different life stages, for he can go back and forth across the spectrum of time as well. Minor parallel dimensions are constantly sprouting in order to sort out all these incidences.
The ability to reconcile with the concept of infinitude and boundlessness is both a mental and physical job, often called The Consciousness. It happens both inside Babel (on a small cosmic scale) and with the multiverse itself; itâs an ability your average human does not have, just like your average human is not equipped to deal with the true forms of many other primordial beings and cosmic entities.
The mechanism of teleportation is gate or fire based. Janus can create portals into other dimensions, though their properties make it so only he can cross them safely â unless, of course, heâs explicitly projecting his ability so he can take people with him. They can be made out of thin air (ârawâ) or they can take the form of gates or doors native to the world heâs in (âdesignedâ). An example of the latter would be crossing an arbitrary entrance (walking into a building by the front door for example) only to wind up at a different universe. His fire-based teleportation is used primarily when taking objects into Babel, burning them with his touch until they become ashes, but he can burn himself or others to teleport too.
FIRE CREATION AND MANIPULATION
Janus has an intimate relationship with fire and energy. Heâs immune to its damage, and he can manipulate its shape and size as well as give it a direction in an offensive attack, or he can extinguish it too. The fire he creates is special, for it can thrive in realms without the chemical properties necessary to sustain proper fire, as it is merely his energy given a familiar shape and temperament. It can act like normal fire, or it can be harmless to the touch, in which case it will be used for teleportation purposes and in lesser cases as a healing agent for biological tissues.
SHAPESHIFTING Â
1. humanoid form: itâs the shape he uses most often to interact with the world at large, mostly out of custom, as it was the shape he was born in. it greatly emulates a human being on the outside, though he works at a different wavelength than one â his blood is denser and heavier, colored like liquid gold, and his internal organs are all fully functioning, but they are not vital. heâs stronger and faster than itâs normal for a human and physically, he takes after his mortal mother. heâs tall (6âČ4 / 194 cm) and heavier than he seems (270 lbs / 122 kg).
2. animalistic form: it resembles a great feline, specifically a golden tiger. he developed this form roughly around the same time he began to be associated with the deity of caishen. much like in the case of his humanoid form, itâs bigger and heavier than the normal animal, but it can also get even bigger than his basic size. his energy is more free-flowing in this shape, exuding aura-like out of his body, something he has to will in his human form. it can either look just a bit unusual or extremely abnormal.
3. primordial form: it takes after his father, which is to say, it has no definite shape, for its ruled by the viewerâs perception. itâs his energy given free reign. though he can tap into it anytime, he seldom uses it, for it has a tendency to disturb the general surroundings of the places heâs in (with the exception of babel) and has a correlation with the creation of space/time rifts that âdisrupt the peaceâ of your otherwise slice of life universe if heâs not careful. in other words, he can inadvertently cause probability meltdowns or strange phenomena that otherwise does not occur (like perfect circles and other geometric impossibilities), on top of the customary effects on lesser living forms (insanity for humans, primal fright responses in animals).
BENEDICTION
Janus can bless people by having them drink a drop of his blood. Such blessing may grant the subject with a variety of gifts, usually depending on Janusâ intention â a predilection towards wealth and prosperity, an ease towards acquiring great knowledge, a special access to him and ability to summon him, healing from a certain illness and even a limited biological de-aging, in other words the chance to look and feel younger than you might really be.
Any attempts to use/steal/take Janusâ blood by force due to its desirable properties usually winds up being deadly for the assailant due to the toxicity his blood has otherwise.
CALLING
Janus can telepathically communicate with followers (easily) and non-followers (if he tries very hard)! He can be summoned via prayer as well as some sacrifices, and heâll more often than not heed your call if you do it properly.
GOLDEN TOUCH + GOLD MANIPULATION
1. The ability to turn things (living or not) to solid gold by manner of physical contact. He seldom uses this power offensively. Instead, he uses it for when he needs money for whatever reason in worlds where precious metals are used as currency or have a high price value (like Earth), or to build things. He can revert the change.
2. By necessity that also means he can control gold and to a lesser degree other metals, although he canât create them outright the way he can gold (he can create less pure versions of gold and alloys, which by necessity will have other metals added to it, like copper in the case of rose gold). Mostly, he can reshape and mold gold almost effortlessly.
babel-based
Inside Babel (which is, more or less, a habitable extension of Janusâ primordial energy â ergo, an Eldritch location, as well as a liminal space) Janusâ abilities are greatly amplified. This is his home realm, and he has a total control of what happens in it.
OMNISCIENCE
Nobody knows exactly how Babel works except Janus, and nobody knows exactly where everything is except for Janus. Heâs the âMan of the Bookâ, so to speak, and without him Babel is about as easy to explore as a foreign country when you have absolute zero knowledge of the language or the culture. Â Finding something in such a vast, infinite, and uncooperative place can only be done with Janusâ aid, who has empathic familiarity of the library and every one of the books in it.
It is limited to Babel, and outside the library, he knows a lot, but he doesnât know everything.
OMNIPOTENCE
Janus can do anything inside Babel, not limited to the aforementioned list of powers. He can create and reshape and destroy reality in any way just by thinking of it, and he can engineer anything, including sentient life. Â
* on janusâ godhood, and what it meant for his humanity and his relationship with the earth.
âi come from wartime. how it burned me. / i was born aflame, i believe. a sun / so intentional. a sun in repose, a sun / in continuous sunset, sinking into the ground.â (1)
though janus came from the union between a great old god and a human woman, janus does not consider himself a demigod/semideus, even if itâs the most accurate word for what he is. perhaps at the beginning, when he was still figuring himself out, he took more warmly to the idea, but as his skills developed, his ambition grew, and his aspiration to become a proper god was born. not wanting to live in anyoneâs shadow (regardless of whether the shadow existed or not) janus set out to become god pure or for the most part, independent from any other deity including his father, and he was determined to achieve this, even if meant dissociating himself from humanity and the aspects that made him âhumanâ.Â
âyou used to be alive, now youâre almost mythic.â (2)
this was a partially conscious, partially unconscious decision. it all started as a light disregard that, over the span of centuries, amplified into full blown contempt toward mankind. it was no doubts connected to deeply-rooted feelings of social isolation (that existed well before he even became aware of his divine background) and the growing distance he felt toward mortals due to their (as he perceived it) willing ignorance. in other words, as janus grew more secure in his otherness, he began to hate the arrogance of humans, their bloodlust, and the sheer self-absorption that pushed them into killing in general, but in particular that made them kill enlightenment, and how information itself was weaponized or even completely discarded in favor of deliberate lies.Â
it was around this time that janus found himself shaped into the harshest version of himself, yet, a punitive being that set fire to whole libraries (alongside with their invaders) in response to unmeasured conflict (as it happened in alexandria), and a callous deity who pushed humanity back hundreds of years more than once as means of retribution. when he didnât manage to do this before humans got to it (like it happened with the siege of Baghdad), he took to unleashing calamities upon them. being already the god of knowledge and patron of artists and scientists, janus became also the protector of rebels, of rogues, and agitators and intellectual revolutionaries. he became the thief god, that would destine you to a life of (economic and intellectual) ruin if you did something he disapproved of. if he didnât outright kill you or drive you mad, that is.Â
he was also less patient in his artifact finding efforts in other worlds. though he still preferred to outwit other gods and monsters, he was also quicker to kill them if he found them to be too uncooperative.Â
i am a drop of goldâi am molten matter returned from the core of the earth to tell you interior thingsâ (3)
as a god, he set out to demand blood. if you aspired to a higher understanding of the world and the things in it, you had to give up parts of yourself. like odin gouging out his own eye, janus demanded fingers, tongues, and even whole limbs and yes, eyes, and when he wasnât satisfied enough with carnal sacrifices, he demanded bits of peopleâs minds, too. similar exchanges happened over wealth. making pacts with him was not unlike making deals with the âdevilâ or fae, because they came at a great cost. he became known as a god of truth, an ironic thing since he wasnât able to discern lies/truth outright, and instead happened to often know more than his adversaries (be it mortals or other gods and monsters), which helped him detect attempts at deceiving him. eventually, since he was rumored to be able to know when you lied to him (even though he couldnât), the fear of lying to him made people be overly honest with him, which retroactively (for a âbriefâ period of time) gave him the ability to discern the truth from the lie, all thanks to Belief. if itâs twisty and confusing, thatâs because it is.*
also interesting to note that he very rarely used his human shape during this period. as a way to further elevate himself, and set himself apart, he took to his animal shape and itâs why many people that believe in him from this period only see him as a in an animalistic, tiger-like shape (a shape which is associated with deities that initially began as interpretations of him, like caishen and huye, and that later retroactively became their own independent myths).
âi was born in a forest. / i donât know my name. / i was born on a mountain but changed / my mind. i was born / in the desert.â (1)
âwho defined me? my culture, a culture of mercy, a living codex. i am a unique culture of one, from everywhere -- i am everyone in the story; I am the story.â (4)
another thing janus did to separate himself from his human background was burying it. no one knows janusâ human name. no one knows exactly when or where he was born, though they can guess it to be somewhere before the birth of christ, in the territory of current taiwan. no one knows what came to be of his mother, though it is true that despite everything he loved her far more than he could ever feel anything toward his father (whom heâs never met, to this day). he took the name of janus, a forgotten roman god, as his go-to identification, but he actually possesses many, many other names that come up depending on the time period or even the universe he inhabits, and it has earned him the title of thousand-named god. heâs operated under the names of other deities, like hermes/mercury, caerus, and apollo, and heâs earned names in other realms of existence, like zhaogd'endir (which is the closest thing to his real cosmic name), iuxuixurh, and l'iach. he still answers to each, and every one of these names, though heâs taken to going by janus unless he needs to further identify himself.Â
ultimately, despite everything heâs done to set himself apart from mortals and the earth itself, he remains a god defined by his very human origin, and his very human motivations. his desire to build the library of babel, for one, was an escalation from his desire for keeping his motherâs artworks, which were threatened to be destroyed during a regime change/hostile takeover of the city they lived in. this desire, with time, expanded into becoming the main purpose of his existence. with time, he came to understand that he couldnât actually stop humans (and other lesser beings, for that matter) from doing the things they did (and the times he has experimented with doing, so have backfired), but he can save these items, and he can keep them in a place where they canât ever be destroyed or misused. from this simple, personal wish, came a cosmic-scale effort that continues on to this day.Â
indeed, as he grew older, he became much more patient and understanding, and thus less cruel. it took a couple of epiphanies, but the more he ruminated on the things he truly appreciated about humans, the more he deemed his past actions as juvenile acting out. his experiences turned him wise, and he developed a more blithesome and whimsical temperament as a result. heâs warmer now; softer and more open towards things like forgiveness.Â
itâs important to note heâs still not exactly wholesome:Â although in hindsight he dislikes how he used to be, he doesnât regret any of the more questionable things heâs done and bodies heâs burned, and while he will go for more pacifist problem-solving techniques, he can and he will resort for more drastic MOâs if necessary.Â
tldr: janus used to be a real dick when he was a younger god. and heâs still a dick but not as much.
*basically in the nulliverse, Belief can actively attribute powers to gods they might not otherwise have (it requires believers honestly thinking their gods capable of these feats). Belief can also be used to confere powers to mortals, to a lesser extent.
(1) genealogy by camille rankine.
(2) songs and stories of the ghouls by alice notley
(3) autobiography of red by anne carson
(4) culture of one by alice notley
the second group of fatherâs day would be the one with those who donât have a positive relationship with their fathers, and boy is that a list. that would be: margo, logan, michael, jackson, dio. naturally, hereâs your warning for talks of abuse, neglect and mentions of substance abuse.
margo hates her father, who subjected his whole family to lot of emotional abuse and generally treated them like objects or tools, to either use or show off and never actually connect with. she prefers to never think about him and if she does think about him (like on fatherâs day where itâs almost impossible to ignore his existence) she spends it with her brother damien and dio doing things like getting high and/or drinking and watching random movies, or maybe even going out to clubs and bars.
even before logan ran away from home he had a negative relationship with his father, who more or less saw him as a waste of space. logan was always a problematic kid, and acted out a lot to get attention from both his parents who instead of seeing the signs for what they were just took their losses and poured their whole attention onto their newest child and loganâs younger brother patrick. much like with motherâs day, logan doesnât keep track of time very well and it always hits him suddenly when itâs fatherâs day (usually because he sees people talking about it and with their fathers, and ads about the date), and itâs been a whole other year heâs not seen his parents or his brother. he responds by acting uncharacteristically reserved and thoughtful.
michaelâs relationship with his father is odd in that his father does actually think positively of him, but michael hates him and resents him anyway. much like margoâs case, mikeâs father is involved in crime, but unlike margo, michael is involved with him still and working alongside him as his subordinate. michael is lorcan gallagherâs favorite son (by lorcanâs own admission), but michael is still emotionally and physically mistrated by him, even to this day. fatherâs day is spent drinking and watching ESPN with him and his brothers at his parentsâ home, where heâs forced to deal with their drunken ramblings and insults. heâs never looking forward to this.
jackson (and by extension the other becketts) hates julian derane and they never speak of him. rather than celebrating him in fatherâs day, they celebrate henry beckett instead, their uncle and the man that raised him when their mother lynn passed away. jacksonâs hatred in particular is vicious, given his resentful nature and the fact he got to witness the way julian treated his mother. on fatherâs day he enjoys fantasizing about hunting julian and putting him down for good.
dioâs father is a very prominent republican senator and a piece of shit, as you might expect from the first thing. as described above in margoâs section, dio spends fatherâs day with the acosta siblings and occasionally they talk shit about their useless fathers, but usually theyâre not conscious enough that theyâll remember it afterwards.
thereâs a special mention to those that are simply disconnected from their fathers and they have zero relationship, and canât be described as either positive or negative: tiago, buddy, janus, flor.Â
tiago disconnected from his family suddenly, and previous to that he had a good relationship with his parents, albeit made rocky by his troubled lifestyle. fatherâs day and motherâs day are reminders of the way he mistreated them, the way he disappointed them, and these days are difficult for him.Â
buddy eventually cut contact with his parents because of his criminal lifestyle, and besides a few sparse phonecalls here and there he canât afford to communicate with them. he doesnât know if they know his son is a bank robber, and if they do he doesnât know how they feel about it -- part of him prefers not to know.Â
fatherâs day bears no meaning to janus, much like human holidays in general donât. his father, if he can be called that, is a being of inexplicable nature and heâs never met him, so itâs safe to say thereâs no relationship. heâs never been curious about meeting him either, preferring to keep to himself.Â
flor doesnât know anything about his father and his mother, marĂa carmen, hasnât actually gone about telling her. sheâs seen photographs, knows she was probably something like a miner and he liked to play instruments like the guitar and thatâs about it. she doesnât know if heâs alive but thereâs a big chance he is not. fatherâs day is actually celebrated with emiliano (from @riverbodies), a friend of her mother and practically her godfather. flor considers him her paternal figure.
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đ - What does your muse think of poor people? Do they think theyâre a waste of space, or do they want to help them? - Janus dhgbhdg
thought-provoking headcanon meme / accepting
kjdgfdjgfdlf youâre literally asking janus, the god of wealth, this.
jokes aside, fun fact: janus grew up poor. his human mother led quite the humble existence as an artist, and he grew up close to wealth, but never got a taste of it in his youth. thatâs about the first and about the last thing heâs ever gonna share of his human background, so enjoy it. no, but, really, janus understands poverty quite well, more than you might expect from a god. and itâs not like godhood, his type of godhood anyway, allows for elitism. heâs the god of wealth, not the god of the wealthy, and his type of wealth goes beyond capital. itâs about wealth of knowledge, and wealth of curiosity and passion. a lot more than just riches, which he considers a lesser form of wealth.
so no, he doesnât think theyâre a waste of space. isnât thinking about erradicating the earthâs poverty problem either (come to think of it, heâs probably tried to in one timeline, just out of curiosity, and darker gods and devils have flipped out, and probably struck the respective earth with war or natural disasters or something to balance it out. very tragic). heâll tip the scales in their favor whenever allowed, whenever theyâve given back in exchange for Belief, or as a reward for their creations, but he canât do much for them except for that, and hear their cases whenever they look for him.Â
janus has an expansive vocabulary, but the complexity of his speech varies wildly depending on external circumstances and his mood.Â
PROFANITY
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creativity :   âŒâŒâŒâŒâ»
watchfulness :   âŒâŒâŒâ»â»
( BOLD  ALL  THAT   APPLY ) :   arse.  ass. asshole.  bastard.  bitch.  bloody.  bugger.  bollocks.  chicken shit. crap.  cunt.  dick.  frick.  fuck.  horseshit.  motherfucker.  piss. prick. screw. shit.  shitass.  son of a bitch.  son of a whore.  twat.  wanker.
( GIVEN  PROPER  RELIGIOUS  CONTEXT ) :   christ on a bike.  christ on a cracker. damn. goddamn. godsdamn.  (bloody) hell.  holy shit.  jesus.  jesus christ. jesus h. christ.  jesus, mary and joseph.  sweet jesus.
as a rule, janus doesnât swear, and his insults tend to be subtler or back-handed, preferring to rely on sarcasm. heâs quite creative with them, and theyâre often made of old idioms and phrases that might not even belong to earth.
THIS Â OR Â THAT?
contractions or enunciation ?  straightforward or cryptic ?  jargon or toned ? complexity or simplicity ?  finding the right word or using the first word that comes to mind ? masculinity, neutrality, or femininity ?  formalities or abrasiveness ?  insult or injury ? praise or  equivocation ?  frankness or lies ?  excessive or minimal hand gestures ? name-calling or magnanimity ?  friendly or blunt nicknames ?
IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
do people have a hard time understanding or hearing your character ? Â
almost always /  frequently / sometimes  / rarely /  never
does your characterâs point come across easily when they speak ? Â
almost always / frequently  /  sometimes  /  rarely /  never
would your character initiate conversations ? Â
almost always  / frequently / sometimes  / rarely  /  never
would your character be the one to end conversations ? Â
almost always / Â frequently / sometimes / Â rarely / Â never
would your character use âwhomâ in a sentence ? Â
yes /  no  / only ironically
your character wants to make a counterpoint. what word do they use ? Â
but /  though /  although  /  however  / perhaps  / mayhaps
how would your character pick up the phone ? Â
hello  /  hey  /  hi  /  yellow  /  yo  /  yeah  /  [name]  /  whatâs up  / who is this  /  what do you want / can i help you?
how does your character end conversations ?
walk away  / ask if thatâs everything / say that thatâs everything  /  give a proper goodbye / tell their company theyâre done here  / remain quiet / they donât
how does your character address others ? Â
titles /  first names  /  surnames  / full names  / nicknames
what social class would others assume your character belongs to, hearing them speak ?
upper / Â middle / Â lower
in what ways does the way your character speak stand out to others ? Â
accent / vocabulary  / tone / level /  politeness /  brusqueness  /  it doesnât
again, much of janusâ speech is ruled by current needs (making an active effort to be understood when he needs to be understood, for example) but when thereâs no need for anything in particular, whim is what drives it. so, itâs quite malleable when it comes to vocab, structure, honesty and clarity or even his accent, which is far from fixed.
accent-wise, usually you can expect very vague north american one (more canadian than american, though you need to listen closely), or a not-at-all-marked estuary accent, or even a french-speaking-english one. this usually depends on which of his human identities heâs impersonating.Â