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the pitt | abbot/mohan/robby | 8k | explicit

so Every Single Year, my family goes down to the beach for Labor Day to hang out with relatives, and while there this year, we stayed with my cousins in a rented beach house. so this is loosely based on things that happened there!

don’t ask why they’re at a beach house. just let them be happy and have fun.

Beach house = infiltrated

There’s a lot of rooms, but somehow some people still have to share beds

Like, there’s this one room with two full beds, so four people will have to share the room, two to each bed (the other two who aren’t in the room get their own bed somewhere else)

“We’re gonna have to sleep ass-to-ass” -Penny

“I can’t wait to spoon one of you guys” -Constance

They do rotations each night to try and find the most comfortable pairing

(Ricky always gets his own bed in a different room, though)

When Ocean and Constance share a bed, it’s normal. Those two have no issue sleeping next to each other. Ocean probably wakes up with her head against Constance’s somehow. It’s very cute.

The other pairings, though…..

When Mischa and Noel share a bed, they basically end up fistfighting at the start because Mischa kept ripping away all the blankets, leaving Noel FREEZING

The other pair in the room will just be dozing, then will hear the LOUDEST rustling and will look over to see those two BATTLING with each other to get the blankets

When Noel and Ocean share a bed, they lay as far away from each other as possible. Noel is basically off the entire bed on the edge, and Ocean is essentially in the crack between the wall and the bed

When Constance and Penny share a bed, it’s comfortable! Except Penny keeps touching Constance with her cold feet, and Constance almost cries (“stop touching me with your feet!” “i gotta hang on” “NOOOOO!!!!”)

When Mischa and Constance share a bed, Mischa has met a worthy foe when it comes to blanket stealing

When Constance and Noel share a bed, poor Noel once again has all the blankets ripped away from him. He finally gets tired of it and goes to sleep on the couch downstairs where he knows blankets are.

When Penny and Ocean share a bed, Ocean will literally wake up with Penny basically on top of her, giving her No Room whatsoever. It’s warm, though, and Ocean’s touch-starved, so she doesn’t really mind.

When Penny and Mischa share a bed, they’re ALWAYS smooshed together because I feel like those two move a lot when they sleep, but neither of them wake up because of it. Like, Mischa has his arm slung across Penny, while Penny’s face is in his neck and her leg is stretched over his own, but again, neither of them notice. It honestly looks pretty comfortable.

Mischa: *talking about who he Snaps on Snapchat*

Ocean: you don’t Snap me

Noel: girl, you’re in the same bed as him

(Actual thing said one night at the beach house between my brother and my two cousins, and maybe it’s not as funny as I think it is, but it was midnight when it was said, so everything instantly becomes ten times more hilarious)

Everyone: *trying to finally fall asleep*

Penny: I think clenching your buttcheeks should be the next fashion statement

Noel, laying in bed next to her: EXCUSE ME

They somehow start doing shadow puppets on the wall

Okay, well

PENNY starts doing shadow puppets on the wall

Someone turned on their phone flashlight to grab something, and she just started makin animals with her hands

Penny, to Constance, across the room: You’re being eaten. Look to your left.

Constance: *looks to her left* *a very bad shadow puppet dog is opening and closing its mouth at her*

They all thought this was HILARIOUS for some reason

They climb onto the beach house roof at night at one point

All of them

Roof party!!!!

Ocean loses one of her Crocs climbing up, and she lets out the most DISMAYED scream

Mischa keeps asking the others if they think he could jump to the other house (Ocean says no because she doesn’t want them getting in trouble)

Constance and Penny are dancing up there

At one point they just lay on the roof, looking up at the stars, and it’s so peaceful

And then Penny just goes, “these shingles are chewing into the skin of my ass”

Downstairs, there’s this jar where guests can write what they’re thankful for and then put it inside

Naturally, none of them take is seriously

Constance writes “I’m grateful for Hatsune Miku” but she spelled Miku as Mike so it was actually “I’m grateful for Hatsune Mike,” and they were all HOWLING with laughter

Hatsune Mike