"If nothing else, people sure know how to keep a joke running."
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"If nothing else, people sure know how to keep a joke running."

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"It's very convenient that the twentieth of April happens immediately after my disbarment day."
"Sometimes... Sometimes I think about that moment during Kristoph's trial when he made some lobsters and plates float, and it makes me want to start drinking again..."
Phoenix has a gift on his desk before the work day ends . Inside the box is a kit for caring for precious metals, and a tiny instruction booklet on how best to keep gold from getting dinged or dented. A coupon for free jewelry inspection sits beneath it.
-Merry Christmas.
From: Apollo Justice
"Perfect."
Phoenix has been meaning to get a bit of polish or something for his locket for a while now, but the task has slipped his mind time and again. Apollo, however, remembers his own chores and sometimes many beyond without an issue. Of course he would be so thoughtful. (Much moreso than Phoenix is about him sometimes.)
“Why is our wifi working so badly today?”

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Aches and pains sentence starters!
@temsikfates asked: “It doesn’t even feel like this body is… me, anymore.” (averted fate yomiel cause i wanna write him 😭)
Phoenix listened with his hands steepled and his chin slightly lowered, intently watching the... unusual man. This was far from his usual work encounters. His visitor hadn't come from a crime to be disproven, exactly, but...
"It's probably not the same, but if it's any comfort, I think I relate to what you mean," Phoenix answered in a cautious tone. A small, slightly sheepish smile showed with his effort of solidarity.
"Oh, right, it's my birthday today."
You are a menace and need a leash whenever someone takes you out
"It doesn't take much for you to feel menaced, huh? What would you do if someone took a sideways bite out of a hotdog in front of you? Faint?"