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“we’ll do a list of five, huh? sound good to you? sounds good to me.

ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, welcome to the 23rd annual; ‘woo’s opinion matters more than yours’ awards. 

coming at number 5, we have kwon sian (@sgnsian): a real looker, that one. makes the boys go loco. a little bit on the passive side, but hell, when has anyone ever cared about that? and would you look at that; a solid 6/10 rating. not bad going!

and, at number 4, we have soooooong yoori! (@yoori-sgn): now, do i think she could do better than the person she’s currently intended to? of course i do. am i willing to step up to the plate. no. sucks for you. but, you’ve got a fine face and i’ll appreciate it all year ‘round. oh my, a 7/10? fuck me.

we’re half way there, kids. hold on to your popcorn, because coming in at number 3, is jung ara! i mean lara. i don’t know what i mean. (@sgnlara): listen, i may be fixated on a singular person, but i can appreciate art when i see it. unfortunately said art has threatened to kick my ass, thus knocking her down from number 2, to here. sorry, lovely, but at least i was generous. an 8/10, for you, and a complementary pass to kick my ass whenever you feel like it! 

we’re coming to a swift close now, with our runner up! number 2, of course, goes to jo danbi! give it up for our resident sunshine girl (@sgndanbi): she’s a little bit on the dimmer side, but she makes up for it with her face. i mean her bright personality! but her face is a nice bonus, right? with a whopping 9/10, knock ‘em dead! 

and finally. the moment you’ve all been waiting for. the girl, whose crown can be seen from the heavens--heavy enough to fall straight off; number one goes to, bok seungah! (@sgnxseungah): now, you may all call me biased, and i won’t shoot you down because i am. who wouldn’t be? our resident queen bee deserves the world, and if people don’t start bucking up and giving it to her, i might just burn the world for her. drop dead gorgeous, and stylish? it’s hard not to fall for her, am i right, guys? a killer 10/10 for you, my love. 

that concludes our award show. and don’t forget to shower these lovely ladies with love, otherwise i’ll visit each and every one of you with a crowbar. 

          Even with the black eye ( feeling the sol jinxed him earlier in the night ) Valentine could see far more than he wanted after the beating that he took and gave in the fight, the sight of an all too familiar blonde that needed to be anywhere but here tonight. He clenched his jaw, the taste of blood in his mouth as he spit it out where it landed on the toe of someone’s boot that didn’t have a face as he kept pushing forward with only a single thought. He needed to get her out of there before she ended up in a worse for wear way than he looked and felt, the limp in his leg was only punctuated by the grip that he had on his side that was sure as hell bruised, if not broken.

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