Avengers: Age of Ultron Recap (a.k.a. Major Spoilers for Avengers: AoU)(or, “Let’s see how many exclamation points I can use!”)
(in vaguely chronological order)(probably not):
- Avengers together again!!
- Tony updated Cap’s shield!
- “Language!”
- Scarlet Witch hallucinations!
- Avengers Tower! (why, pray tell, is the ‘A’ blue? Red! or silver or something)
- Science Bros!
- Clint calling Natasha, ‘Nat’!
- Bruce/Natasha?
- Avengers in ‘civvies’! (not to mention, Thor in a hoodie! He looked good, actually.)
- Lifting (or trying to) Mjolnir!
- J.A.R.V.I.S., noooo!
- Widow’s new costume: glowlines, nice!
- Hawkeye has a family?! Hawkeye’s a dad?!?! (awww ‘Auntie Nat’)
- The woodpiles (Tony vs. Steve)!
- “Hello, Dear/Deere.” Heh.
- Fury! (awww Fury and Tony)
- Vision!! (phew, J.A.R.V.I.S. is okay)
- Vision lifts Mjolnir!! What?!
- Vision and Thor (the cape!)
- Helicarrier?!
- War Machine, yeah!
- Cap teasing Thor: ‘napping’ instead of ‘sleepy’ this time (someone gif it!)
- No, Hawkeye, don’t die!
- He didn’t die. Is it wrong that I’m relieved someone else did instead? (not that I wanted anyone to die)(winces)(I feel so sorry for Scarlet Witch, though…)(I kept thinking, “Way too much coverage of Clint, there hasn’t been any main character-tragedy yet, he’s gonna die, he’s gonna die…”)
- Steve and Tony and the elevator/Mjolnir thing (those two!)
- Everyone’s leaving! (bittersweet ending)
- Cap and Widow training the New Avengers (Falcon! War Machine! Rhodey was there, right?)
- Fantastic special effects, sound, acting, etc. etc. etc.














