#(ask) sasuke

Sasuke: Well, if I have to…

Sasuke: Marry Karin, she’s the one I care about the most and understood me and supported me in everything + she has Uzumaki genes.

Sasuke: To be honest I’d much rather fuck Ino than Sakura. Usually physical appearance doesn’t mean much to me, like breasts and stuff, but in this situation, it does matter. Maybe this one will last more than two and a half minutes…

Sasuke: Kill Sakura. Well, already did once in genjutsu and tried three times in real life. 

Beside my mission, The Will of Fire.

If it hadn’t been for the Will of Fire, I would have my clan, my parents, and Itachi.

Will of Fire is what made Itachi kill our clan.

And when I tried to reform it, no one took me seriously.

I thought Naruto would change it. He didn’t.

My whole clan, but above all my dear brother whom I love with my whole heart, still didn’t get justice.

And no, I’m not proud of Sarada following the Will of Fire, but it’s every individual’s choice.

As long as Itachi isn’t recognized as a victim and the government as bad guys, I’m not coming back, I don’t want to live in that kind of village.

Sasuke: No. Sadly, my first and last kiss that doesn’t come from a family member is Naruto.

Itachi: Thank you, anon, it’s nice to know that you care. You don’t have to worry about my health, Kisame is making sure that I take my medication every day. Honestly, he doesn’t leave me alone until he makes sure I’m okay. As for this day, I guess I can say it’s peaceful, nothing much is happening in the Akatsuki base, no missions today.

Sasuke: I think I need to point out that Karin is one of the very few people I appreciate in general, but I guess you’re right when you say she deserves more of it though. My kindness has the impact on her you say? To be honest, I didn’t give it much thought but if it does help I’ll try to be a bit nicer since Karin really is one of the people closest to me.

Sasuke: Well, to be honest, I didn’t attend much of the meetings, but before I got my mission (when Naruto became Hokage when Boruto is 8-9 old and I WAS STILL WONDERING AROUND THE WORLD) and when I would come back to see Naruto from time to time, I did go to some of those.

Well, the one I engage in the most debates with would be Ino. She thinks she knows everything and her stubbornness can really get on my nerves and Shikamaru always takes her side, and Naruto usually values his opinion the most on this kind of meetings.

Kiba is also the one I argue with often, he never thinks things through and that is annoying as hell.

I never gave Choji much thought to be honest, only thing he does is to agree with Shikamaru and rarely says something for himself.

As for the tactics, it’s usually Naruto, Kiba, and Choji who react immediately vs. Shino, Shikamaru, Ino and me who like to actually think things through. 

Concerning politics, the only thing I’m interested in quitting the Will of Fire, Shikamaru is Naruto’s advisor and does the stuff like helping Naruto assign new teams, giving them mission… etc. Shino’s all about the Academy, Choji and Kiba like to invest in stuff like restaurants and parks, while Ino works on people’s relationships.

Sasuke: I already have enough fangirls, imagine how much more I would have if I’d show off my ‘amazing body’ as you call it.

          A blink followed by another. Gaze trailed to the vibrant calendar that set positioned on the fridge, another blink as if digesting the words he had spoken. Tiredly he spoke the book already set on the table.