Jan 8
imagine bruce, father of far too many, forgetting that most all of his children are adopted
reporter: damian, he definitely takes after his mother more than you, yes?
bruce: oh, yes, he looks like a carbon copy of his mother, which is funny because all of his siblings, even cass, take so much after me!
reporter: your other children... that are adopted?
bruce: ...I forgot they weren't mine
#dc comics#batman#batfam#batfamily#meme#incorrect quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect batman quotes#what else do I tag#this isn't my normal like format so I sm not used to it I fear...#anywho#ofc all the batkids are dogging on him#cause what do you mean he forgot?!#but they can all see it#cause b has a habit of adopting carbon copies of himself#if I dye my hair black do you think hed adopt me?#wait wasnt jason at one point a ginger?#sweet I meet all the requirements#except I have yet to be orphaned...#aw darn /j#the media definitely exploads when that happens#cause a lot of people think that the kids are actually related to him#even if it's been disproven several times#side note my cat just came up to me for cuddles#and his breath stinks#sigh#ok thank you for coming to my ted talk<333#mink's ted talks
