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The window is down, the air is fresh, and the wind is blowing through his dirty blood-tacky hair and, you know what?

“This is better than the last time I got kidnapped.”

“For the last time,” Eddie says behind the wheel of his van. “You’re not kidnapped. You got on my van. No one asked you to be here.”

“Okay.”

“What do you mean last time?” Gareth asked, poking his head up from the back. “When were you last kidnapped?”

Steve stares blankly ahead either not hearing or not caring to answer the question. Eventually, he asks, “Are you taking me to your lair?”

Made some happy mouthwashing fanart, all credit for the images go to @joetastic2739, thank you joetastic for feeding me and everyone else in the MW community <3

Also click for much better quality cuz this looks TRASH now that I’m seeing it again

(close ups and links to joetastics posts below !! )

And what if you were DEPRESSED and bored out of your mind for THREE CENTURIES STRAIGHT, but then your ex's HUSBAND and DAUGHTER came to town, and his husband is HOT, and you FALL IN LOVE, but his daughter is a BURDEN, and you want her GONE, and your coven conspired to have her KILLED, and you just wanted her GONE not necessarily KILLED but you won't complain, and now there's TENSION, but you and him still get MARRIED, and he CHEATS on you with everything with two legs and a cock, so you BRAINWASH him, and flash-forward 52 years later, and after 514 years of existence you FINALLY have some stability and safety in your life, but then your husband decides to invite home THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE (whom you ALSO had to brainwash), and now you're STRESSED, and they GANG UP against you, and everything is REVEALED, and it's a huge MESS, and your husband wants a DIVORCE, and the love of your life is OLD and SICK and DYING, so you have to MAKE HIM IMMORTAL, and then you just have a BREAKDOWN and have to DISAPPEAR, and your husband runs back to your toxic common ex, and you're more ALONE than ever before, and then you and the love of your life start STALKING each other AGAIN, and he wants to interview yours and your ex husband's ex who is also now a ROCKSTAR, THEN WHAT