#(also hello!)

(Oh god that just gave me another wonderful and random idea- Lee being obsessed with you because you’re a naga, as he adores snakes and anything with snakes.)

But to answer this ask!-

He’d have you nice and helpless in his coils. Fingers coming to tear at any cloth that keeps his gaze from falling on your body. Scales making you shake and tremble as they slither around you and tighten *just* enough so you feel his true power and know that you aren’t escaping this.

Do you even really want to? All these snake creatures, fawning and chasing after you, all demanding they be your mate and take care of you- truly, is that so bad?

Giving in is one of the best decisions you could make. Now instead of biting and clawing, you’re taking their cocks, Lee being especially generous with his as he fills you over and over, chanting your name and how much he loves you.

You’re barely able to think let alone stand once it’s all over- but that’s exactly how they love you! All for Lee (and others if he so allows) to take care of, his sweet little mate.

T Count: 6

Letter Count: 33

Your T Percentage: 18.18%

Average T Percentage: 10.24%

You used the letter T 1.8 times as much as average!

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Tumblr Ask Maximum by percentage (excluding 100%): 30.86%

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happy valentines day! i’m late to the party but i brought drinks..

The Birdcage prompt The scroll in her hands was charred, smoldering, and yet soggy while carrying a faint floral scent. There were three distinctive sets of handwriting scrawled across whatever paper was left with ink stains splattered about blurring out any actual words.

The fight those three in doing this task was near palpable from the page, and she would be amused if she wasn't so appalled by the work she'd have to do to make any sense of it.

Of course, it was understood that first reports were always a mess, but this masterpiece will win her the departmental betting pool for the worst genin report.

He must have sensed her frustrations because he tried to lighten the mood with a bit of levity as an excuse to sell it all with that casual air well known to Hatake Kakashi. She didn't buy it and rolled her eyes before starting the intake process for him.