#(( hewwo i return...

      “ IT’S NOT LIKE I HAVEN’T THOUGHT ABOUT KILLING THE HUMANS SINCE I HACKED MY GOVERNOR MODULE. BUT THEN I STARTED EXPLORING THE COMPANY SERVERS AND DISCOVERED HUNDREDS OF HOURS OF DOWNLOADABLE ENTERTAINMENT MEDIA.        – I FIGURED, what’s the hurry? I COULD ALWAYS KILL THE HUMANS after THE NEXT SERIES ENDS. ”

despite the name, it was a only a potentially homicidal murder-robot, and instead became a space soap opera junkie once it hacked itself to give it free will ( seriously, ask it about sanctuary moon and it will love you )

john mulaney vc: no one knows what the rogue sec-unit is gonna do, least of all the rogue sec-unit. it’s never had free will before! it’s just as confused as you are!

uh its like literally a walking weapon with a human appearance, it has a wild amount of weapons built in, and functions as a supercomputer to boot. think the terminator - it looks very human with human tissue & organs over a metal skeleton, plus appearing to be augmented.

“i don’t want your gender or pronouns. don’t refer to me” - murderbot, probably

it’s actually a big sweetheart!!! it loves its humans and its friends and will absolutely protect them - and you too!!

it is just uhhhh really terrifying for it to be a person out in the open!!!

just…please for the love of god cherish murderbot the way that it deserves to be and treat it gently

it is so, so tired of humans and their bullshit but it also couldn’t stay away from human bullshit if it tried

please don’t look at it very long. eye contact makes it uncomfy enough to go stand in a corner for an hour

it has a good conscience but a bad temper - and hell, you’d be grumpy too if you went through half of what it has.

also it’s worried that people will get hurt or endangered for being around it

it’s gone through quite a lot in isola but it’s undergoing therapy at a slow pace and discovering its own hobbies and whatnot.