VICIOUSLY DRIVES HIS LEG TOWARDS SONIC WITH ENOUGH FORCE TO LEAVE A CRATER IN THE GROUND. No talking this time, ONLY VIOLENCE !
— Nothing like a kick in the face to start the day! There truly was no rest for the wicked.
There’s barely any time to react as Proxy dives down onto the unsuspecting hedgehog. It’s an absolute wonder Sonic dodges the attack; even as he stumbles towards moderate safety, there’s hushed gratitude for his lucky stars.
“Would it kill ya t’ give a guy a warning?!” He’s brushing the dirt off from his fur with what precious time is left (he gives it a few seconds at most before Proxy tries to crush his skull in again). “This ain’t exactly something I made time for; busy schedule, y’know? Can we take a rain check ‘n’ I’ll kick y'er ass another day?”
He sticks a thumb out, gesturing at the newly formed crater in the ground. “Besides, I think you’ve got a meeting with the parks ‘n’ rec department for damages.” You’re pushing your luck, Sonic.
