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“You do not have to text me, I am right here.” Hanbin taps his finger against the pockets of his jeans with a rather disappointed look on his face, patiently waiting for the other to turn around and realize the actuality of the situation.

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★★ RECIPIENT : @nahvuns 

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★★RECIPIENT : @yuua​  | 02-66XX-YYYY

MESSAGE SENT AT 3:20 PM | Seoul, SK( sms ) All I can say is . . . unfair. Perhaps, you’re acting this way due to the fact that I accidentally neglected my messages as I was at YG, working myself to the point of exhaustion.

MESSAGE SENT at 4:55 PM | Seoul, SK ( sms ) In my defense, I was infused with dedication. ㅍㅎㅎ( sms ) I feel extremely guilty. But--( sms ) 풉, please purchase some sugar donuts. I beg of you. 

MESSAGE SENT at 7:20 PM | Seoul, SK( sms ) I suppose, I will not get an answer anytime soon? ㅎㅅㅎ . . fine.

🎶 for me to use my favorite line of the last song I listened to as a starter

Oh, hello to you, B.I ssi! (–she smiles before it’s followed by a light chuckle`) I’m not sure if they’re intimidated by it but I sure do use it to my advantage when the situation calls for it. You would know, right? When disciplining and lovingly bullying the members? (–she shrugs her shoulders coolly and gave him a nod`)

Obviously. You have to admit, those ‘epithets’ are noteworthy. Who would’ve though of such nickname? Oh look at you sugar-coating that statement. My voice is not even comparable to that of an angel. I am not worthy. Not even close. Perhaps, Kim Hanbin should stop saying disagreeing and give Dahye a chance to redeem herself instead. Sounds realistic and reasonable enough? I am at a loss here. I haven’t even shown you my skill to ‘rhythm ta’ and bark like Bobby. What a shame. I guess you lost that privilege! You have this habit of using Bob the builder as a way to discourage me, Hanbino the sassy pants. With that said, I am patiently waiting for the merch you promised me four months ago. I just want a lightstick–is that too much to ask for?

Epithets? Perhaps such nicknames aren’t “noteworthy”; In my own opinion, they are “cringe-worthy.” You and I both know how absurd and ignominious it is. I demand a refund, noona! Refrain from claiming such nonsense and irrelevant information. You must be doubtful of your own capabilities--and let me inform you that such doubt isn’t necessary. You’re talented and skillful enough. Perhaps, such deal is set and isn’t meant to wither, am I right? You must be a really big fan of iKON--BOBBY--you are knowledgeable and bright when it comes to topics that revolves around the group. Such dedication could lead to depletion of your health, noona.  I appreciate the loving support. What? Sassy pants? Come on, those are out of context. The reasoning behind such measures is unconventional and irrational. The underlying message must be difficult to decipher. The merch is sold out. I apologize. However, you may still get a limited edition Bobby figurine for free. I suppose, you can maintain him by sprinkling water over his head every day. Such a dreadful task--am I correct? 

♕ — Simply mentioning this one Spanish word could have him break out into the song as well as the dance – he was trying hard to control right now. After coming to realization that the other just addressed him like that caused his eyes to widen some, yet he couldn’t help his laughter from breaking out. Arms folding over his chest, he got back to pulling a serious expression again just so he could play along a little and tease the younger.

“Hey, Hanbin. Do I look like a pretty woman to you, huh?”

[/ The sudden inquiry only generated apprehensive thoughts in his head, pondering as to why he greeted a pioneer in such bizarre method. Perhaps, it’s due to the fact that he is aware of the other’s complex personality. Imaginably, Hanbin thought the greeting is fitting and plausible enough for the other to appreciate and chuckle upon -- though, it is already nerve racking enough to introduce himself ]