dear don braid and david staples: Kenney's not gonna fuck you, that would be Home of Sexual

I'm pissed at the Iran war for all of the normal reasons as well, but I'm also SO MAD that it's going to raise oil prices. The memories of Albertan politicians and anyone who works in the oil industry immediately reset the second our entirely oil-and-gas-based economy gets momentarily pulled out of its long slow slide into have-not-hood. Now it'll be another ten years again before anyone can even broach the subject of diversification. I hate this fucking province.

The reason I stay in this province is we produced Jordan Peterson and i have to do my part to make up for that.

The other day, Boyfriend cut to the heart of the matter when he said rats are fantasy creatures. They live in the sewers of Ye Fantasy Medieval Towne and they are kind of like goblins.