[text] He is a total bitch and a crappy party host so I stole their dog. It likes me better. 

v: ....oh my god.....

v: can i at least come over to pet it

🍻 [text] I’m just so full of love and alcohol 

v: isn’t that why you drink yourself drunk and have random girls suck your dick?

🍻 [text] You are probably the most infuriating person I’ve ever met…but you’re weirdly sexy. What I’m saying, is come over.

v: ...i’ll come over if you stop being weird lmao

send ✂ for a fucking lying text

v: of course i’m fine, bax. don’t worry about it ok? 

send ❤ for an i fucking love you text

send ❝❞ for a long fucking winded text

v: no offense, but i do appreciate the effort you put into our companionship despite me seeming like i’m trying to tear it down desperately. it’s just naturally programmed in me to want to distance myself from people so thanks for approaching me that one day i made an appearance outside of my house. it’s like three am and i can’t sleep for some unknown reason and you were the person on the top of my messages list so i decided to write this text. i say i hate you a lot but you know i don’t mean it because i really don’t and i like your company despite acting like i really don’t haha. but thanks, cas. thanks a lot.

send ☢ for a fucking drunken text

v: hahhaahaha wow omg cas guess swhat

v: mwhy ca'dnt the bike stand pon it's opwn

v: becausge it'fs two tired hhahhaahahahah

send ✕ for of course fucking not text

v: ofc not!!!!! you’re nOT SUPPOSED TO  FEED CHEETOS TO YOUR CAT OH MY GOD

v: oH MY GOD YOU IDIOT TAKE THE CAT TO THE VET IF ITS SICK AND WHILE UR AT IT GO TO THE GROCERY STORE IM TEACHING YOU HOW TO COOK AND BUY YOUR CAT PROPER CAT FOOD

v: oH MY GOd

send ❝❞ for a long fucking winded text

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( 俊 )  —  It was adorable, how she could find any                    sort of reasoning. “Are you afraid?” Jun                    titled his head to the side, his fringe                    gently swept to the side. It was apparent,                    how easy the female could go in a rampant                    frenzy. “Here, I’ll hold your hand,” digits                    flexed out, the dancer lightly laces his                    in between the smaller gaps of Minhee’s hands.

                   “If you ever get lost, it’s not my fault, okay?”

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