REASONS WHY ABEL IS PROBLEMATIC:
- Has every single Taylor Swift song in his music library. Every last one. - Cried when Zayn left One Direction. - Owns an iguana. An iguana. - If he tries to cook, someone will d i e . - Even though he can’t cook worth shit, he insists on keeping a nice and well furninshed kitchen. - Road rage turns him into a completely different person.













