Jul 16, 2023
He's just gonna lay there, curled up, and holding his foot he had just smashed against the couch.
Is this what it feels like to be God's least favorite child?????
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He's just gonna lay there, curled up, and holding his foot he had just smashed against the couch.
Is this what it feels like to be God's least favorite child?????
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“Welcome to Junes, what may I get for you?”
“Yer!”
“Ugh, oh my god, 12 yen.”
“Wait, what happened?”
“12 yen.”
“I didn’t even order yet, big bro.”
“12 yen, come to the registers.”
“Well, uh..uh....Lemme get uhh a Big-”
“YES, YES, YES BITCH! A BIG BURGER, EXTRA SUSSY SAUCE WITH A 10 PIECE 2 RANCH AND 2 BARBUCUE SAUCES! WHY IS YOU PLAYING TOHRU ADACHI DEMETRIUS JEFFERSON LOPEZ!?”
“Well damn, brat, how’d you know it was me?”
“YOU are the only S L U T that comes into my lane saying ‘YER!’ at 2:55 pm and I can smell that cheap ass Ross cologne.”
“Ey, you good brat? You need a raise? Anyway, yeah, uh lemme get that. And uhh, yeah and a chocolate shake. Uh, yea, lemme get a chocolate shake. You know what a chocolate shake is??? Since you know everything bitch? Yea, lemme add uh..”
“ADACHI, if you don’t step up to this motherfucking register and stop playing with me-- and your lactose intolerant YOU DON’T DRINK MILK---”
"I dunno man, money is money, if someone paid me to fight Teddie I would do it in a SECOND. Even if it's like ¥142."
“This human thing blows! Like! I could totally use super strength or super speed to make everything, like, so much easier. But Yu said I shouldn’t focus much on that and I’m fine as is. That’s like asking if you’d rather be Yamcha or Goku, seriously.”
Hmf--
“I’m funny....”
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"Anything's better than a bear..."
“Phew, that display took forever. I’m glad to see the produce section finally stocked to perfectio-”
“OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK!?”
Yosuke proceeds to dive for cover under a counter as two giant muscled men tumbled through the walls of Junes, completely fucking up the entire store and produce section, before tumbling out another wall and into the distance.
Yu stumbles in to stand ontop of the rubble.
“STRIKE HIM DOWN JOKER!!!!!! SHOW HIM THE TRUE POWER OF THE BLJ!!!!!”
Yosuke weeps silently, knowing he won’t get his paycheck this week...
“I am the shadow....The TRUE self..”
“..Nuh uh--”
“...The FUCK you mean ‘NUH UH’!?”