#{threads;parker}

Parker looked at the other with an awkward expression as they sat on the couch. The party they were at had heavily died down, most people remaining were either passed out or having sex in one of the rooms. Usually Parker would be one of the latter, but tonight he wanted to pend time with them. “Just so you know, I’m not, like, gay... I could’ve totally found a girl to run off with but I didn’t want you left all by your lonesome.” He stated, it was a shitty excuse, he knew that but he hoped they believed it.

“Hey, are you okay?” Parker asked in a soft tone. They were dating their best friend, although they had all been friend before. He could tell they were upset and he couldn’t help but comfort them. “Did he do something to hurt you? Because I’ll kill him if he did.”

Parker was feeling extra confident tonight, when he walked up to the other a smirk was plastered on his lips. “Well hello there.” He spoke out, looking over him without any subtlety. “I’m Parker.”

PARKER: so.... PARKER: i think we have a problem...

“Why are you looking at me like that?” Parker asked curiously, his brows furrowing in a concerned manner. “We are friends, with a lot of benefits, I don’t know why you seem so upset from me not wanting to hold hands, especially in public and all...”

“Why exactly are you staring at me? Have you never seen a topless guy before?” Parker asked as he let us a low chuckle. “I can put a shirt on if it’s really that distracting.”