#{threads:arlo}

"it's not worth it. i've got it on good authority that she's just in it for a hot second before they kick her out," the bartender told the person opposite of them at the bar. they had spent the better part of, what- an hour? checking out some buxom form in the club. and to her credit, she was gorgeous. but she was arm candy only. for some rich jerk who'd replace her in a few days. "go for someone who's going to make sure you feel good too by the end of it. don't get me wrong, some people are into that only receive act. i just don't get it though."

"you need to get it," arlo encouraged the other as they had spent the better part of two full minutes just staring at the toy. "i get that you think it's big, but it's really not all of that. i promise. i've taken bigger and it's really, really fun," arlo told them and smiled. like it was the most normal thing in the world. to their credit, they were in a sex shop together with the other. turning towards the toy in the package, arlo gasped as they read more, "oh and it has features! you need to get it. you can try it tonight!"