Apr 30
PAY YOUR TAXES >:(
@theusgovernmentinpharloom
What the- WHEN DID THE U S OF A GET HERE?! I GOT NO OIL!
Luna, what are you- WHY’S THE US HERE?!
Obs, Luna, stop fucking- WHY ARE THEY HERE?! WHY?!
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PAY YOUR TAXES >:(
@theusgovernmentinpharloom
What the- WHEN DID THE U S OF A GET HERE?! I GOT NO OIL!
Luna, what are you- WHY’S THE US HERE?!
Obs, Luna, stop fucking- WHY ARE THEY HERE?! WHY?!
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AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
~ @fluffiestfleainpharloom
Huh?
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Lulu, what?
What? Let me have some whimsy!
Y’know, life isn’t all that bad when you got a song stuck in your head!
What song is it?
…
Luna, what song is it?
say we take what has been torn apart, say we mend any patchwork discord-
LUNA WHY DO YOU HAVE GODDAMN AMYGDALA’S RAG DOLL STUCK IN YOUR HEAD?!
[A drapemite approached Luna. Its scuttling was noticably clumsy.]
hello purple buge!! do you know where the collector is? theyre my parent and i really miss them!!
@drapemite-saved
I don't, but-
I'll help.
You? Really?
Hey, I've been meaning to document things here. This "Collector" figure could be a good start. Besides, Luna needs a bit of a break with you-know-what.
Fair...
Alright, you can go Chrony. I mean, how could I stop you?
[Luna saw a shadow scuttle out of the corner if her eye... She heard a giggling from past a corner, too.]
@collector-of-pharloom
*Luna's head snaps in the direction of the noise*
What is it now?
Il y a quelqu'un ici... (there's someone here...)
Oh right, forgot you can't SPEAK NORMALLY!
Obs, estás siendo dramático. (Obs, you're being dramatic.)
OK, EVEN THOUGH I DON'T SPEAK PORTUGUESE I KNOW YOU CALLED ME DRAMATIC! I AM NOT DRAMATIC!
ES ESPAÑOL, NO PORTUGUÉS! (IT'S SPANISH, NOT PORTUGUESE!)
TAISEZ-VOUS, TOUS LES DEUX! IL Y A QUELQU'UN ICI, VOUS NE VOUS SOUVENEZ PAS ?(SHUT UP! THERE'S SOMEONE HERE, DON'T YOU TWO REMEMBER?)
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING?!
*The banter draws in attention*
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🐌Wiggly woo wiggly wo your speech is now one of a weirdo.
-🐌nuhun the chaos shaman
(The next two ask cannot be replied in english. You can still put a traduction.)
@abunchofbugsonpharloomblr
…Who was that addressed to?
Moi. C'était à moi. (Me. It was for me.)
…YO CHRONY GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!
I SPEAK SPANISH NOT FRENCH DUMBASS!
WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE?
An item is placed in front of you. It’s a certificate.
— @the-pharloomblr-games
…What is this?
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!
SHIT IT’S COME BACK TO HAUNT US!
THROW THAT OUT NOW!
Ok…?
*Luna pockets it, but doesn’t look at it*
(A pale sphere of light makes itself manifest before Luna.) You are... simply so fascinating. What knowledge for you have of higher realms? Do you also see the Travelers, shrouded in fog, who masquerade as simple bugs? Do you know the nature of our reality, of the fracture that splits us into everything at once? ... I forget myself. I am the Eternal Archivist. Greetings. @the-eternal-archivist
*Luna pauses for a second, not out of shock, but out of... fear, maybe?*
Greetings. My name's Luna.
*She pauses, thinking how to formulate her words right, but her thoughts are cut off by Obs*
What do you want to know, hm?
Obs, shush! Not now!
No, I am not letting you be taken advantage of by some... thing!
That's a fucking higher being, and since when did you care for me?!