#{agent e}

It’s a normal day like any other. Perry was in his lab getting a call about a bomb inside a warehouse that could annihilate the whole city. This was something that Doof wouldn’t do so he wasn’t a suspect in the bomb making. “We have the whole team outside the place. Your job is to get over there and defuse the bomb, understand?”

“I do sir.” Perry said, saluting before rushing to the location in his hover car. 

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A few minutes later, he makes it to the whole squad of animal agents who were waiting for Perry to arrive at the scene. He gets out of the hover car and walks up to Agent P, or Pinky the Chihuahua. “Agent P, what is the status?” Perry asks Pinky who looks at him.

“The bomb is still in there and no one isn’t inside the building, but Agent E has confirmed from the security cameras that it doesn’t have a timer.” So Perry knows that it doesn’t have a time limit, that is both a good and a bad thing if the bomb maker can activate it with a button. “Just don’t get yourself killed.” He worries.

“I’ll be fine, I’ve dealt with something like these before.” He said, building up his confidence. 

As he was about to enter, Agent E screeched. “We have a situation!” He alerts everyone's eyes to him. “There’s two kids in that building!” He looks at the computer, sounding very afraid. 

“What!? Let me see!” Perry said in terror as he looked at the camera, traumatized when he realized that it was his boys, Phineas Flynn and Ferb Fletcher, inside the building. “No, it can’t be!” It had to be fake. There was no way that his owners could be in that same building with the bomb. “I need to get in there!” He rushes, but is grabbed by the wrist by Pinky.

“You can’t! You’ll reveal your identity to them!” He tries to reason him not to go in. 

“Are you crazy!? Those are my boys in there!” Perry struggles to let go, doing what he can to get in that building. 

“I know, but they could be just walking around. Maybe they’ll leave when they see the bomb.” Pinky pulls the frightened platypus away from the warehouse. “It’s not like they’re gonna defuse the bomb.”

“They are defusing the bomb!” Agent E shouts again, making Perry even more panicky. From the security camera, Phineas and Ferb are taking apart the bomb and putting the pieces aside, not knowing that they could die at any second. 

“I spoke too soon.” Pinky says, now worried.

“Let go of me! I have to save them!” Perry finally lets go of his grip, quickly running into the warehouse. Pinky follows him from behind, doing what the chihuahua can to keep Perry safe from his identity from being revealed. When the platypus enters the building, he scans the place, trying to find both his boys and the bomb. “I’m coming, boys!” He shouts in the room, only to find it empty except for a bomb with most of its pieces on the ground. Perry looks around the room to find no sign of Phineas and Ferb. “Where did they go?”

Pinky enters the room, to see Perry frozen in place. “Agent P? Are you okay?” He said, putting an arm on him.

“I...they were just here.” He takes a second to clear his mind right before going over to the bomb, only to find out that it’s been fully diffused. “They actually defused the bomb.” 

“That’s awesome, your boys just saved the whole city.” He cheers, thinking that they just did their work. 

“Why are you happy about this!? My boys almost killed themselves!” He was mad, not only at Pinky, but at Phineas and Ferb. They were smart to know that it was a bomb and decided to risk their and everyone’s lives. “When I get home, I’m gonna……” He never felt this angry towards them, ever. This must be the first time and it was changing him. 

“Perry calm down, they’re just kids.” Pinky says, feeling a bit scared for him.

“That’s the problem! They’re kids who do these dangerous things! And that’s not all, I’ve been letting them do these things with their inventions!” He had to stop there once he realized his own tone. If he actually revealed himself in front of them, was this the first thing he was going to do? Tell them that they are just kids? “I’m just furious right now.” He walks out of the building with Pinky. 

“It’s okay everyone. The bomb has been defused.” Pinky announces it to everyone who cheers in success except for Agent E who saw the whole thing. The agents went inside the building to carefully tear it down some more and find any clues that could take them to the bomb maker. As for Perry, he goes over to the eagle.

“Where did they go?” He asks him, wanting to know.

“There was a sewer system under the building, I saw them enter a manhole right before you two enter.” Agent E replayed the tape to show Perry the clip where the boys, somehow lifting the cover, going down the hole. “I’m really sorry that your boys had to do that.”

“I just don’t know why they would do this. Did someone tell them?” Perry was puzzled, wanting to go home and see them again. “I’m going to go back to the house and check on them. Tell Major that me and Pinky defused the bomb.” Agent E nods before closing the laptop.

“Please don’t do too much on them.” Pinky pleads, hoping that Perry isn’t going to go full rage on his boys that he loves very much. 

“I’ll try not to.” He said before walking back to his hover car and driving back to the house. He couldn’t make promises with Pinky, not when he just witnessed Phineas and Ferb a swing at death. The platypus may growl, snarl or do whatever gets them their attention that what he’s not gonna be the one who doesn’t do much. 

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Home sweet home, Perry thought to himself as a relief in his mindless mode. He walks into the bedroom where he saw his owners, the same ones who he had defused the bomb he was supposed to, talking and laughing away as if nothing had happened. “I have to admit, we make a great team when it comes to robot tennis.” Phineas says, being all cheerfully. “It’s a shame that it disappeared when mom walked in. Why does that happen?”

It seemed like Doof must’ve done something to their latest invention with an inator of his. Speaking of, he just realized that Peter must have thwarted him today when he was at the warehouse. Nothing too jealousy, but at least he didn’t have to deal with his nemesis too. He hops on Phineas’ bed and lays next to him, chattering like the pet he was. “Oh there you are Perry.” The red head said, petting him. Perry wasn’t still happy that they were at the bomb site, alone and unsafe. 

“It was a good thing that we used our invention, the one that can track any screws and bolts.” Phineas says, pulling out what looked like a tracing device with a radar. “That bomb in that warehouse had a lot of screws and bolts we used for our invention.” And that’s where Perry’s heart shattered. They were defusing a bomb for stupid screws and bolts, not evening thinking about their lives. In anger, he hops on Phineas’s chest, not letting him get up. “Perry, what are you doing?” He asks, thinking that Perry is just having fun. When he tries to move, Perry growls threatenly, making him stop. “Whoa, no need to get angry, I’ll stay.” Perry will make sure of that. In fact, he’s gonna stay with them 24/7, following them everywhere the boys go. 

“I wonder if he knows about what he did.” Ferb speaks, making Perry turn to him. He didn’t show the two how angry he was, but his mind was just full of overprotective methods he could use on them like a parent. 

It was a pretty site to see Mount Rushmore again as the two were on the ledge, staring at the monument. The last time they were here was when Doof was planning to create a lava disaster to the place. Both were lucky that Perry stopped that from happening when they almost died. “To think I almost ruined a masterpiece for the tri-state area.” Doof says to Perry as he sits on the railing. “I have to take a picture of this.” He takes out his digital camera and snaps a photo of the monument. 

Perry chatters and points at the eagle who was soaring around. “What about that eagle?” Doof asks, confusedly. He focuses on the eagle a little more closely, but still couldn’t figure out what was so special about the eagle. “It’s just flying around.” Perry smirks at Doof before whistling loudly to get the bird’s attention. The eagle flies to them, landing right on the railing where Perry is at. Then the eagle looks at Perry, saluting at him. “Wait, you know this eagle?” He asks Perry who salutes back. He then nods before looking back at the eagle. What Doof wasn’t expecting was a fedora appearing out of the bird’s feathers as he placed the hat on his head. “A secret agent eagle!?” He says, very surprised. 

The two looked at him as they rolled their eyes. Just like old times, Perry thought to himself. “Sorry, I just can’t recognize you people without your fedoras. I don’t know why.” Doof says, putting his camera away. “Anyway, I’m going to go to the restroom. I’ll be right back.” Perry nods as Doof walks to the restroom. Once he was gone, Perry hopped onto his eagle friend and soared up to the mountain where the faces were. 

Once at the top, Perry and the eagle turn on their translators. “It’s great to see you Agent E.” Perry said, shaking his wing.

“Same with you Agent P.” Agent E spoke with an all american accent. “It’s a bit strange to see you hanging out with your nemesis.” Agent E never had a moment where he spent a day with his nemesis doing anything except fighting and foiling plans. 

“I know, but he needs the company.” Perry says, being nice. “No one would come on his trip except me.” He crosses his arms in disappointment. “I worry about him sometimes.” 

“How so?” Agent E questions.

“Well, he’s been very risky ever since he’s rolled down that mountain in North Carolina. Worse when he went on a bull ride in New Mexico.” Perry explains to him. “Then came Alaska where he almost froze to death in the woods.” He sighs for a brief moment as he pinches his beak. “I just can’t find a way to protect him more. All we were trained to do was to fight our nemesis each time.” 

“I can see why, but that doesn’t mean to worry about it.” Agent E says, putting his wing on Perry’s shoulder. “From what I’ve learned about you Agent P; you have owners who love and take care of you, you're an elite secret agent, one of the best of course; and you have this nice warm heart where you show it to people. If you want to protect your nemesis, then go ahead. There’s no one stopping you. Not even yourself.” Something about what the eagle said warmed Perry’s body soul, it made him very happy. Inspiring words, he would call them.

“You’re right. I shouldn’t worry about it. Thanks Agent E, I needed that from you.” Perry says with a smile.

“Anytime, now let’s head back down before your nemesis finds out you left.” Agent E suggests. 

“Good idea.” Perry hops onto Agent E again as he flies the two of them down back on the railing. They also turned off their translators too.  At the same time, Doof comes out of the bathroom. “Sorry it took so long. Those toilets got me confused with their new technology.” He said, exaggerating. “Maybe I should try to create an inator that has something to do with the toilets in the tri-state area.” Perry rolls his eyes again before looking at Agent E who smirks. Then he salutes once more and takes off. Perry waves to him goodbye as Doof thinks that he left because of what he said. Then he looks at Perry. “Ready to go Perry?” He asks the platypus who nods. 

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Back at the hotel at night, Doof was looking at the pictures he took at Mount Rushmore to see which ones he would use for the scrapbook. “All of these look really good.” He said, impressed with them. “Hopefully I’ll find a book big enough to fit all of them in.” Perry looks at Doof, smiling for his positive encouragement. After what Agent E said to him about protecting his nemesis, Perry feels the courage to go over there and give him a hug, which is what he exactly did. “Thanks for the hug?” He said, confused on why he did that.

“You’re welcome. I thought you needed one today.” Perry said, nuzzling on his black sweater.

“Aww. That’s sweet of you.” He says, blushing from joy. He puts down his camera and hugs Perry back, petting his fur. “I think we should end the road trip with a special surprise.”

“What is it?” Perry asks, wanting to know. 

“It’s a surprise.” Doof said. “Our last destination is going to be in Ohio.” He takes out his map and points it to Perry. It was close to their home in Danville, so Perry was very excited about this. Mostly because he gets to see the boys again. 

“Then we should get some sleep then.” He said, quickly getting in bed and turning off the lamp beside him.

Doof was too excited for their road trip to end on a good note. It excites him to think that his friendship with Perry was beyond everything that he had ever dreamed of. “Goodnight Perry.”

“Hey, but think of this! If you take a shower, you can sell your bath water!” Theo said.

“EWWW!” Marie and Jesse both exclaimed.

“I would buy it!” Octa smiled.

“WHAT THE SHELL-“ Emmy exclaimed.

“It’s a good business to be in!” Callie pitched in.

“You guys are gross.” Marie sighed.