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Thor couldn’t believe it. Even now he still couldn’t believe it. 

On the day of his coronation, their golden city... HIS golden city... overshadowed by the swath of dark Elven ships, their Kursed soldiers raining upon his people not as precious scatterings, but as an army.

Father had swept out to engage their enemy and so had he, rallying their battle tested people to defend their homeland. But the whole reason why Odin was passing on his crown was because he required rest. With a portal spilling endless battleships and enemies, the numbers of which even Thor couldn’t fathom where from, the All Father fell.

Soon, their mother who guarded their weak, their people and their home, fell too. The news reaching him far too late as he strove not to be swallowed in their relentless wave. Loki, who had managed to return to Frigga’s side just before it happened, went into a fury of magic. Filled with anguish and rage himself, red blinding his sight as he fought as a Berserker, those were what he last knew of his family before he found Malekith stepping upon his head, grinding it into the ground.

They had ‘washed’ him since. Rinsed away the blood, stripped away his armour. Revealing tender skin and a delicate physique that spoke nothing of his battle strength. Marred only by the numerous scars of heavy battle wounds he had begotten in the war. Taking away his hammer and shackling him in dark metal etched with glowing runes, Thor could do little else besides stumble where they led, weakened by the ever present curse magic.

Mixed among Aesirs and many other races unknown of the Nine, Thor stumbled out into the cold, naked. They were trying to break his pride, but even in the ill-lit frozen landscape, his natural glow shone brightest. Golden hair tumbling in cascading rings and curls almost to the ground, Thor growled and dug his heels in before they dragged him onto some sort of platform. 

It was Jotunheim, he’s sure. Back then, their realms were still on poor terms. But now he was here... and he understood just what was about to happen. Wide blue eyes cast over the crowd as he swallowed. The dark elf announced his status and name.

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Having settled Vetrrekkr at his Midgardian residence, Thor had been spending the past few days in the omega’s company. However, when he was greeted with the sight of the omega’s bare bubble bottom running past him while he was having coffee in the kitchen, the blond alpha couldn’t help staring with surprise and parted lips. “Vetrrekkr?” 

Though a smile slowly danced upon his lips as he put down his cup and followed after him, concern seeped into his eyes too at not knowing what led to the glorious scene before.

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Thor glanced up at the omega he had stolen from HYDRA, gently raising a hand to brush back those long brown locks, tucking them behind the Winter Soldier’s ear. “Why should I? Are you going to attack me?”

A soft smile played on Thor’s lips, patient and warm. He didn’t fear the man at all, even if he was an assassin with enhanced abilities. Thor had the confidence that he was stronger. But he also gambled that the omega liked him enough not to assault him abruptly for no good reason.

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Plant Personality: D E S

Dandelion: Scrappy and tough, you’re a pull-yourself-up-by-your-bootstraps kind of person. You don’t give up easily and you often thrive in situations that others would find discouraging. You have an instinct to serve others and see yourself as most useful in times or places of crisis, but you may over rely on your toughness and forget how sensitive you really are.

Echinacea: A protector. With an amazing blend of optimism, nurturing and goodwill, you lend your strength and energy to those in need. Your seemingly infinite goodwill and boundless supportive energy make you the one people turn to when times are tough. Your greatest strength is, of course, also one of your weaknesses, especially if you neglect to take care of yourself. At times like these, it’s a good idea to take a step back and focus some of that protective energy on yourself.

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☠   Sexuality

Thor is pansexual. While he is more attracted and inclined to approach females, he is not disinterested in males or any other gender/sexuality. A person’s immediate physical appeal is more impressionable on him than any other factor and even the shiest and most discreet favourable response towards him is enough to draw his interest if he is in the mood and finds said person attractive.

♚  Most sensitive spot

Having multiple erogenous areas, this was a rather hard selection.The final answer however, is his lips/mouth.Kiss him well and kiss him good, you may just make his knees buckle.

☆   How adventurous are they?

He is fairly willing to try anything at least once.

❀   One thing they’re dying to try.

Piercings. He hasn’t been able to commit, especially since he often walks around with his top bare and has many bed partners.To his warrior-minded logic, they are vulnerabilities, easy handholds which might make him appear weaker. Thor is a rather dominant personality and finds such physical ‘traits’ uncomfortable. He is however, very interested in the sensations they can bring.

☛ GET INSIDE YOUR CHARACTER'S HEAD! aka The Excessively Detailed Headcanon Meme

On a personal level, Thor is completely disorganised.

It cannot even be described as organised chaos, because he finds things through his exceptional instinct even for things he misplaced, rather than from memory. 

He is never bothered about keeping anything in its proper place. Especially not since he is also the crown prince of Asgard, who also has servants to help him sort through the mess he leaves behind. 

The only time he would even think to maintain tidiness, is if he was told to do so by his mother or mentors or if it was strongly imprinted on him as a necessity at specific locations or situations (such as the library or war council documents).

There is however an odd exception and that is regarding agriculture. His attention to detail there is special, as he is careful about the healthy cultivation of crops. 

Needless to say, that attention is similar to how he handles his actual duties as a prince in governance, military and the other various administrations. This however, is separate from his personal habits. 

To clarify with example: Thor will have a messy table. Important, official documents would be everywhere. His notes for his plans would not make sense to another reading them. But his plans and policies are meticulous, arranged in systematic order for easy dissemination of duties as well as maintenance of their purpose.