Eggsy Unwin
Send me a character and I'll answer these!! 1: sexuality headcanon Bi... I'm sorry what? Not gay? Why no my dears because it is required that he falls in love with Harry(OBVI!) and Kae... Facts of life. And he's too sexy to deny us all ;) (PS. I'd go Pan too... But I identify as Bi and still don't quite get the difference but I like the look of Bi better so....) 2: otp I almost want to say Charlie just to see how long it takes Kae to drive to my apt and slaughter me where I stand... But that small tiny bit of self preservation shines through so I'll say Harry... Though if we go for a cross over ship... The queen has some ideas ;) Still.. HARTWIN FOR THE WIN! 3: brotp ROXY BITCHES! Or Natasha... My crossover lives on... 4: notp Charlie... Roxy... FREAKING ARTHUR YOU NASTY HEATHENS... Just... No.... Why do these things exist... It's as bad as Snape and Harry... 5: first headcanon that pops into my head AVENGERS KINGSMAN CROSSOVER!!! Ok so my headcanon is that this all takes place in the same universe(OBVI) and on a super secret spy trim to America he meets the Avengers then FLIPS HIS SHIT when Nick Fury walks out XD If you wanted a simpler (but more painful headcanon) I have 2... 1) After Daisy was born, whenever Dean got into a bad mood or was too drunk to care what he did, Eggsy would take her into the closet and lock it or out of the apartment and rock her to sleep singing softly as he heard the crashing of chairs against walls and profanities thrown willy nilly, "Dean'd been good to them" his mom might say.. Daisy still deserves better. So he'd rock or walk and wait til was safe to come home. 2) He doesn't complain about Dean or try to get rid of him because Eggsy knows that it could be much worse, in fact it used to be, and he has the scars to prove it. 6: favorite line from this character now if you had given me Harry this would be much simpler... Still... ".... Judgin people like me, from your ivory towers, with no thought about why we do what we do. We ain't got much choice, you get me?" Or "bruv" both because they seem to have become a permanent part of my day to day language... 7: one way in which I relate to this character We would have snark fests... I relate to being a little shit and a snarky ass attitude(though mine doesn't escape as often)..., otherwise.... I couldn't shoot the dog.... 8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character none really.... Not knowing what a PUG was maybe? "It's a bull dog ain't it?... But he'll get bigger won't he?" No you nerd! How can you be so smart, high marks and all that and not know what a friggen PUG is?! Either that or when he yelled at Harry for shooting the dog only to have it thrown back in his face after looking like a coward carried away by Arthur's stolen car while the bullies he was about to fight looked on. 9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? Both... I've never understood why I must pick one.... Eggsy needs a hug and a childhood god damnit! I want to swaddle him, give him unlimited coco and watch Disney movies while I coo soothingly... At the same time.... What a turd! Idiotic cabbage! Angsty, sleep deprived little monster!!!
