THE EVENING TAX?!?! are you kidding that’s sooooo cuteeee💕 if you have any more Laios as a parter headcanons I’d love to hear them!!!
we first gotta find out “how do i bag this man?” cause he’s HARD to get. this man is oblivious as fuck (when it comes to romance or just interactions in general)
you really gotta put your pants on and tell him straightforwardly.
“laios, i would like to pursue an exclusive, monogamous, ROMANTIC, relationship with you.”
let’s start this with the fact that he’s incredibly loyal. he loves so deeply and he adores with all his heart.
when he loves you, oh he LOVES loves you. laios is a gentle person, but being in a relationship with a person he genuinely cherishes and not some assigned fiancé? this man will give you his all (once he actually knows what to do)
being with him will be bumpy at first. it’s his first time having a partner after all, he doesn’t really know what to do.
in the beginning of your relationship, he might come off as neglectful since he won’t initiate anything with you. this usually results to the party (mainly marcille, with falin helping) lecturing him about romance.
“laios, i’m cold. i heard body temperature can help you keep warm.”
“wait, let me light a fire instead.”
he has no experience at all, so be patient with him. if you express your concerns with him properly, he’ll think of ways to improve and to love you better.
if you crave affection and physical touch, it won’t happen right away. you have to slowly build up your relationship with him.
but, when you’re at that point where you two are comfortable with each other then thats where he really shines as a lover.
he has your traits all observed and noted down. he has a small journal filled with doodles of you, your likes and dislikes. you’re probably the next most interesting thing compared to monsters for him.
laios is very casual and chill. so let’s assume you’ve been together for a while, he will randomly rest his head on your shoulder, or put his hand in yours. thats when you both realize that he actually likes physical touch
he is very caring about your safety whenever you go dungeon crawling, he often places your mats next to each other just to feel closer to you.
while others dislike laios for his density, ehem shuro, you’ve grown to love him for it. he is a very simple man and you can’t fault him for it. plus you think he’s adorable.
once he turns king, he becomes very stressed and busy. one thing he likes to do is to lay his head on you while you read a novel to him out loud. the novel is a monster story of course, he’s still a nerd through and through lmao.
