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Person A: You know when I first met you I thought-

On either side of the southern entrance of London Bridge, there rear two griffins daubed in red and silver. They are the totems of the city, raised in all its entrances and thresholds, and are singularly appropriate. The griffin was the monster which protected gold mines and buried treasure; it has flown out of classical mythology in order to guard the city of London. The presiding deity of this place has always been money. Thus did John Lydgate write of London in the fifteenth century: 'lacking money I might not spede'. Alexander Pope repeated the sentiments in the eighteenth, invoking, 'There, London's voice: "Get Money, Money still!'"

Person A: My only skill is breathing

Person A: (Person B), calm down

Person A:  I’m not sure how many cookies it takes to be happy, but so far it’s not twenty-seven

Person A: I wish you could block people in real life