Person A: You know when I first met you I thought-
Person B: āThis is going to be a beautiful friendshipā?
Person A:Ā āWhat is this idiot doing?ā
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Person A: You know when I first met you I thought-
Person B: āThis is going to be a beautiful friendshipā?
Person A:Ā āWhat is this idiot doing?ā

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On either side of the southern entranceĀ of London Bridge, there rear two griffins daubed in red and silver. They are the totems of the city, raised in all its entrancesĀ and thresholds, and are singularly appropriate. The griffin was the monster which protected gold mines and buriedĀ treasure; it has flown out of classical mythology in order to guard the city of London. The presiding deityĀ of this place has always been money. Thus did John Lydgate write of London in the fifteenth century: 'lacking money I might not spede'. Alexander Pope repeated the sentiments in the eighteenth, invoking, 'There, London's voice: "Get Money, Money still!'"
Peter Ackroyd,Ā āLondon: The Concise Biography.ā
Person A: My only skill is breathing
Person B: You have asthma
Person A:Ā (Person B), calm down
Person B: To quote Hamlet, Act III, Scene III, Line 92, āNoā
Person A:Ā Iām not sure how many cookies it takes to be happy, but so far itās not twenty-seven
Person B:Ā So thatās why I keep running out of cookies

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Person A, after finding a prank person B left: I only mildly hate you right now Person B: That is possibly the nicest thing anyoneās ever said to me
Person A: I wish you could block people in real life
Person B: Restraining orders
Person C: Murder