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Peege :: @bloodsigns

Cool date huh? I can’t wait for it to be 15-15-15. Then all 3 numbers would be the same! (wait...)

Okay, dreams are dashed. Let’s go on with what happened yesterday. Nothing much. You know me well, I am not the most exciting guy. But even I have to admit, yesterday, I went outside. I know. Control your shock. It was a very harrowing experience.

Do you know how far the local Domino’s is? More than a mile. I regret getting a free pizza. I think I nearly worked off more calories than I got in the pizza. It didn’t help that I got lost on the way. Did you know as you go north, the street numbers increase by 100? Apparently it isn’t random. I mean if you go south, it also increases by 100. It depends if it is a north, south, east, or west street. Crazy right? But it kind of makes sense. 

I also drank my backup 2 liter of coke because I was just so thristy. I don’t think my diet is going too well when I am eating pizza and soda. It’s okay. I have 6 months to become the Cumberbatch of your dreams. I mean, walking a mile. That is nearly the distance between our houses. I’ll just see it as training.

I played with my cousin as I told you before. She has secretly been playing way too much TF2. It was like you and Sonic Racing. Except she managed to make it like a job. 20 hours in 2 weeks. She also is super lucky. She found items I have been trying to get for a year in 2 weeks. She has the flamethrower that shoots bubbles and the rainbow vision goggles where you can see the balloonicorn. 

She uh... didn’t really improve as much as you did in sonic. Where as you can often keep it competitive against me, (until you throw at the end) she often panics when shot at and flails around. Still, she is pretty cute when she gets angry too. Not nearly as cute as you, but in a girly way that all girls are naturally cute. Initially, cousin E was supposed to also join us, but she was MIA for the first hour. 

Instead, cousin Ahad reached her inventory limit for her free account. To have more space in her backpack, she needed to buy something in the store. So I gave her a $20 steam card. It isn’t that easy to get one though since Amazon doesn’t sell it and its a bit hard to find a reputable seller. Apparently paypal lets you do that at paypal-gifts.com (yeah, it was kind of dodgy to me at first too.)

It was supposed to be delivered instantly, but it was instead delayed by about 2 hours. So instead, I asked about your trip with her to Great America. She was getting her friend a shirt. Another friend gave her friend a Zelda purse. About your gift, she wouldn’t say. There is that wall of silence around you. I think she is very protective of you. (or of me... maybe.)

So what were we talking about? She was talking about how every Wednesday, your school starts at 9 AM. I swear, you guys get things too easy. Do you know how much harder it is to wake up for class when it starts at 7:40? She talked about walking home. I said she might want to walk home with Zachary. (A guy who lives in her neighborhood. She watches him run shirtless sometimes.) Instead of being embarrassed about that suggestion of walking alone with a boy or the 1 1/2 mile walk, she complained about the uphill portion of the way home. Truly, my cousin is a very boy crazy person.

Anyway, turns out.... she was playing the entire time we were talking. I didn’t even notice. Geez you girls are sneaky. So I joined her. I was lagging pretty hard because Comcast is garbage on the East Coast. (I mean it is garbage everywhere but at least you guys have a choice.)  So that is my excuse for her nearly dominating me in the game.

An hour later, cousin E finally showed up. Apparently, she was with a friend who had come back from China. “Who goes to college in China?” I wondered. A lot of Chinese immigrate here to go to school here, so the reverese seemed a bit odd. She didn’t know either, but said her friend’s sister had done it too, so maybe it was a tradition or something. Anyway, E took about another half house to get on. She was much less reliable than my cousin. Her main class is soldier and she doesn’t ever use the jump button. So she gets trapped by fences a lot. 

Cousin A left in the middle to watch some gymnastics on TV. I don’t know why. She likes gymnastics I guess. She also ordered cousin E to drive her to gymnastics tryouts  throughout the entire week. Cousin E also got yelled at for playing with us because I am a bad influence. ( Stop laughing. geez. It was awkward hearing it over google hangouts.)

There were a lot of shenanigans when the Steam gift card finally came in. See, I had sent it to myself because I was afraid I’d type in the wrong email. So I forwarded the gift to my cousin. The cousin used her phone to check the mail and redeem it. Then she tells me, OMG I REDEEMED IT ON MY PHONE and it didn’t show up on her account. Turns out, redeeming just sends another email to my account with the actual steam code. So that was fun. When she got the money, she wanted to spend all the money on pyro items and taunts. I had to explain to her why that would be an utter waste of money. She is really into playing pyro.

Then we ended because it was 2:30 AM at my time. We agreed to play on Wednesday. I don’t have classes till the afternoon then. You could join us any time. I still love your voice and your humor. (Hearing your voice is like working out. It hurts, but feels good at the same time... and I should do it more often) 

Wow, what a line right? Today, I just rested after my walk and finished the leftover pizza. My roommate bought assassins creed so instead of an assassin, I saw him play as a pirate. He died a lot. Almost as much as you died in Screencheat whenever you played me.

Well, I need to get to sleep soon. Classes start tomorrow. Expect less “I did nothing but stay home and sleep” (or don’t). I hope you still think of me even if there is a lot of cows between us. 

Faithfully Hungry,

-Guy who tried to write a sexually humorous song but reading it back to himself, thinks it is insanely inappropriate in a creepy pedophile way

9:30 PM

8-16-15

P.S. Playing hunters and props without me? The betrayal hurts. Almost as much as it hurt when I hit my knee into the counter after I tried to throw my leg into the sink because while cleaning the toilet, the toilet water splashed on me. (Christ, brush towards the center, not towards the outside. Life lessons !11!1!)

P.S.S. Cousin An is in college now. You might want to ask him how he is. He might be lonely. I don’t want to because I would seem clingy.

P.S.S.S. I was writing this in the dark... I thought my room’s door was closed the entire time, but when I turned on the light....it was open. You are a master of horror, what does this mean?

P.S.S.S.S. There was also a shopping event up the main street. It was kind of depressing how few people there was. I wanted to go, but the pizza distracted me until I thought I would die. Like seriously, my heart was pounding. But maybe that was the sketchy neighborhood, the mile long walk, or that I was thinking of that really “intense” dream I had of you.