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Random situations meme -

3. your muse catches mine in the middle of what appears to be a ‘ walk of shame ’ -

            Leaving a tavern room as quietly as possible just before the sun had begun to rise had become one of Jasper’s many talents following the revolution. His internal clock knew exactly when to rise, and whether the building was familiar or new it seemed that his feet could predict which boards were prone to creaking with remarkable accuracy. Doors were another matter; he had to pay close attention in shutting them so as not to squeak the hinges or rattle the door frame, the latter stimuli Walter was particularly prone to sensing. In his concentration he’d failed to notice a presence approach him from behind, giving him a good startle at turning around to leave. 

Jason: Oh- so it's okay so long as you don't go and tell his mommy about it?

But it’s not just a theory....