The fantasy of a creepy perv dad teaching his dykey daughter about "real sex" is evergreen

I’m like if your little sister/brother/sibling or daughter/son/kid or niece/nephew or cousin or whatever was a self-lubricating fleshlight. That moaned when you hit it

“you look just like your mom kiddo” as they’re balls deep

how 2 not feel lik a bad kid all da time

you may think that your daughter being a butch lesbian is even more reason not to take firsts that really, really should not belong to you; this is backwards. who else could be able to truly understand the gravity of when you finally have her legs spread for what she thought she’d never take? are you willing to leave her gold star to chance, knowing she could very well end up with some random, ungrateful college boy that wastes her little experimental phase and ruins your shot at grandkids? don’t be ridiculous. just because she thinks she’s above it doesn’t mean she should miss out on someone properly coveting the chance to make her a woman

little brother who waits until you're sleeping to sneak into your room so he can slowly pull your cock out of your pants to take pictures of it. little brother who shoves your underwear right up against his cunt before leaving it in your room, all messy and covered with his dried-up juices for you to find. little brother who asks to borrow your computer so he can find all the porn you've tried so hard to hide, so he knows exactly what you're into, exactly what gets you off. little brother who can't possibly be a stalker, right? he's not some weirdo stranger or anything like that...