#!pyromaniac

If there was one thing that Pyro enjoyed, it was one Harmony came to visit. They had been dating for a little while now, and he absolutely enjoyed her company. They had been doing their best to keep the relationship on the down-low, but a part of him wanted to scream it to the heavens.

The camp was pretty much a hour’s drive away from where Pyro lived within the city, which meant the drive was incredibly long and boring. Especially if he ran into a lot of traffic. At least one thing was good about this trip, and that it had his youngest sister blasting songs with him the entire way. They went from classic rock and roll to even songs from animated movies. It made the trip feel a whole lot shorter.

Pyro, do you ever wonder how Remedy is doing now? Do you think she's tried to hurt herself again?

Yo Pyro! 4th of July is next month! Ready to blow the sky up?

So Pyro, how are things with your girlfriend?

Well yeah, but if you make it look like an accident..

It's only inappropriate if you squeeze and make honking sounds!